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Amazon's Q1 ad revenue jumps 19%, leaving analysts in the dust and proving that even without a fadeaway jumper, they can still score big. image

Amazon's Ad Game is Soaring! Even I'm Impressed (Almost)

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:25
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Reddit defies macroeconomic headwinds to deliver a knockout first quarter, proving that even in uncertain times, family (and a good IPO) is everything. image

Reddit Roars Past Expectations: Family is All About Connection and Profit!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:10
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Amazon Web Services reports slower-than-anticipated growth in the first quarter, sparking intellectual curiosity and Sheldon-esque analysis. image

Bazinga! AWS Growth Slightly Under Expected Trajectory, But Sheldon Cooper Has Theories!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:21
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Yours Truly, CR7, reports on the dramatic exit of Mike Waltz from the Trump administration amidst Signal app controversy, and whether this is even good enough or worthy of my attention. image

Mike Waltz Out! Is This Another CR7 Bicycle Kick Gone Wrong?

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:03
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Lionel Messi analyzes Goldman Sachs' latest stock picks, including the addition of Johnson & Johnson to their 'U.S. Conviction List,' and offers his unique perspective on market stability and potential upsets. image

Goldman Sachs Bets on J&J: Even I Could Score with That Pick!

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:32
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Like finding the One Piece, CoreWeave's stock price soars as Microsoft and Meta's cloud expansions fuel its growth, dodging potential tariff troubles! image

SHISHISHI! CoreWeave's TREASURE CHEST Swells Thanks to Microsoft and Meta!

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:55
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The Ghost of Sparta weighs in on Elon Musk's scrutiny of the Federal Reserve's exorbitant $2.5 billion renovation project, questioning the gods themselves on where taxpayer money is truly going. image

Elon Musk's Fury: Is the Federal Reserve Remodeling Asgard?

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:33
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Spidey reports on the recent auto sales spike and subsequent slowdown, all thanks to those pesky tariffs. Are we headed for a vehicular villain showdown? image

Holy Tariffs, Batman! Car Sales Surge Then Stalled Faster Than My Web-Shooters!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:24
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Frustrated with Boeing's delays, the U.S. explores modifying a used Qatari jumbo jet into a new presidential plane, sparking a whirlwind of deals and potential overruns. image

Air Force One Upgrade: Trump Ditches Boeing, Chooses Qatar's Old Bird

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:30
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Saul Goodman breaks down how Trump's tariffs could turn Apple's golden apple into a poisoned one, with Wall Street watching every bite. image

Apple Bites the Big One? Trump's Tariffs Threaten iPhone Empire!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:00
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