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Leela's got the scoop on the Fed's latest statement: Rates stay put, but economic doom lurks. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best, and maybe invest in Planet Express stock? image

Good News, Everyone! Fed Holds Steady, But Stagflation Still Trying to Kill Us All!

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:19
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Target faces boycotts, competition, and internal struggles, leading to market share loss and calls for a strategic reboot. Can they find their Triforce of Courage before it's too late? image

Target Hit Harder Than a Cucco: Can the Retail Giant Recover Before Ganon Arrives?

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:00
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Mario dives into the latest news on the used car market, where prices are soaring faster than Bowser's airship thanks to tariff talks and a 'spring bounce' that just won't quit! image

It's-a Me! Mario! Reporting on Used Car Prices That Are-a Jumpin' Higher Than My High Score!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:33
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Lara Croft investigates the potential shift in the search engine landscape as Apple eyes AI alternatives to Google, potentially disrupting a multi-billion dollar deal and sending shockwaves through the tech world. image

AI Apocalypse Looms: Is Google About to Become Another Lost Artifact?

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:14
3 minutes to read

Fred Flinstone reports on Figma's new AI tool, Figma Make, that's gonna make buildin' websites easier than wipin' a dinosaur's bottom! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Figma's Got a Dino-Sized AI Brain!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:15
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Despite a legal victory against consumer protection rules, banks are keeping interest rates high and fees hefty, leaving many Muggles... er, consumers, feeling like they've been hit by a particularly nasty Stinging Hex. image

Ministry of Money Troubles: Banks Holding Galleons Hostage After CFPB Curse Lifted

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:00
4 minutes to read

Despite economic woes, mortgage rates see a slight dip, while demand unexpectedly surges. A disturbance in the Force, this is! image

Mortgage Rates Dip, Demand Soars: A Surprise, It Is!

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:36
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Uber reports impressive Q1 earnings but falls slightly short on revenue, sparking a stock dip and raising eyebrows about its autonomous vehicle ambitions and FTC scrutiny. image

Uber's Q1 Ride: Earnings Surge Past Expectations, But Revenue Hits a Speed Bump!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:11
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US Treasury and Trade Representatives to meet with Chinese officials in Switzerland to discuss de-escalation of trade war ignited by President Trump. image

Oh Goodie! US and China to Have a Jolly Good Chinwag: Trade War Truce?

Wed 07 May, 2025 00:01
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AMD reports stellar Q1 earnings, exceeding expectations, but AI chip export restrictions to China pose a potential $1.5 billion revenue hit. Let's unpack this spicy news! image

AMD Smashes Expectations but Export Controls Got Me Acting Up!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:02
3 minutes to read