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Donkey here, reporting live from Far Far Away (okay, maybe just near a swamp), on Microsoft's big ol' job-cutting bonanza! Apparently, 9,000 folks got the boot. Let's get to the bottom of this onion! image

Microsoft's Layoff Spree! Are They Trading Employees for Magic Beans?

Thu 03 July, 2025 23:42
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Ace Ventura investigates the turbulently terrible air quality surrounding Elon Musk's xAI supercomputer in Memphis, where natural gas turbines are causing a real stink! image

Alllllrighty Then! Elon's AI Supercomputer Stinks Up Memphis!

Thu 03 July, 2025 22:07
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Join Indiana Jones as he deciphers the political hieroglyphs of the new tax bill, uncovering its treasures, traps, and potential curses for the American people! image

Fortune and Chainsaws: Indy's Take on the New Tax Bill!

Thu 03 July, 2025 20:23
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Britney breaks down the latest AI chip news, where Nvidia's Blackwell Ultra finds its first home at CoreWeave, leaving everyone else saying, 'Gimme More!' image

Oops!... They Did It Again! Nvidia's Blackwell Ultra Takes Center Stage at CoreWeave! My Thoughts! ??

Thu 03 July, 2025 16:31
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Superman analyzes the latest trade tariff negotiations, market reactions, and investor anxieties, with a healthy dose of humor and super-powered perspective. image

Great Scott! Trade Deadline Drama: Is the Market Stronger Than a Locomotive?

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:30
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Rick Sanchez breaks down Trump's megabill, tax cuts for the rich, slashed social safety nets, and economic volatility, with a side of interdimensional cynicism. image

Trump's 'Big Beautiful' Bill: A Schwifty Mess for the Masses?

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:59
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After a long freeze, the IPO market is showing signs of thawing, bringing hope—and potential profit—to venture capitalists. But is it a sustained trend, or just a fleeting glimpse of light? image

Hasta La Vista, Liquidity Crisis? Tech IPOs Show Signs of Life!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:36
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Snoop Dogg breaks down the late-night drama surrounding Trump's megabill, from Republican infighting to potential impacts on the social safety net and the economy. Pass the chronic, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: Trump's Megabill Drama Unfolds in the House!

Thu 03 July, 2025 13:17
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June job growth defies expectations, signaling a resilient labor market and pushing potential interest rate cuts further down the road. This is the booby trap the Fed didn't see coming! image

Job Market Rambo: It Ain't Over 'Til the Economy Screams!

Thu 03 July, 2025 14:01
2 minutes to read

Amidst fluctuating fares and uncertain demand, the airline industry faces turbulence, but fear not, mortals, for I, Wonder Woman, am on the case! image

Is Air Travel Heading for a Nosedive? Wonder Woman Investigates!

Thu 03 July, 2025 14:26
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