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Jinx reports on the scary credit score decline and what it means for your chances of buying more rockets. Plus, student loans are the real villains! image

Credit Scores Are Dropping Faster Than My Sanity! Are You Ready to Blow Up Your Debt?

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:34
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Proposed cuts to SNAP could impact millions of low-income Americans, potentially leading to higher prices and shifting consumer behavior, leaving Goku to use his Super Saiyan powers to fight for affordable eats! image

Kamehame-NO! Food Budget Cuts?! Goku's Gotta Power Up to Save Groceries!

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:00
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California is suing Donald Trump over his tariff policies, claiming they're illegal and harmful to the state's economy. It's gonna be legen...wait for it...dary! image

Trump's Tariffs Under Attack! Is This the End of MAGA?

Wed 16 April, 2025 14:18
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A surge in car buying driven by tariff fears is depleting inventories, potentially leading to higher prices and fewer choices for consumers. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, weighs in on this automotive apocalypse. image

Boy! Are Car Prices About to Explode!?

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:27
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Spidey investigates the latest mortgage market mayhem as rates swing higher, sending homebuyers into the arms of adjustable-rate mortgages and leaving even this friendly neighborhood hero scratching his head. image

Mortgage Rates are Higher Than My Rent?! What's a Web-Slinger to Do!

Wed 16 April, 2025 11:36
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes United Airlines' bizarre double forecast: Profit or PROFIT!? image

Good News Everyone! Airlines Prepare for Economic Doom...or Maybe Not!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:10
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Design software giant Figma confidentially files for an IPO after a failed Adobe acquisition, navigating a tricky market landscape. image

Figma Files for IPO! Did They Dodge a $20 Billion Bullet?

Tue 15 April, 2025 21:53
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Doctor Evil comments on Trump's exploration of deporting U.S. citizens to foreign prisons, blending satire and classic Doctor Evil humor. image

Deporting American Citizens! Is This My Best Idea Yet?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:37
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Internal emails reveal Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg contemplated spinning off Instagram in 2018 amidst rising antitrust concerns, a move that could have reshaped the social media landscape. image

Zuckerberg Considers Instagram Escape Hatch! Was Meta About to Self-Destruct?

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:37
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Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez amasses a staggering $9.6 million in Q1 2025, fueling progressive rallies and sparking speculation about future political challenges. image

AOC's Massive Money Haul Is It Logical?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:35
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