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Boeing's new airplane orders are up, deliveries are steady, and they might finally get out of the FAA's doghouse. Giggity! image

Giggity! Boeing's Orders Soar Higher Than My Hopes on a Saturday Night!

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:00
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s decision to revamp the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) sparks controversy and concerns about the future of vaccine policy and public health. image

Oh, Good Heavens! Kennedy Dismantles Vaccine Panel, Leaving Me Utterly Agog!

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:24
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Paramount Global is slimming down faster than I can eat a box of donuts, with hundreds of U.S. employees facing layoffs amid merger talks and a changing TV landscape. Doh! image

Doh! Paramount's Layoff-a-Palooza: Hundreds Get the Boot!

Tue 10 June, 2025 11:45
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A cunning report on the brewing trade war between China and the West over rare earth minerals, leaving automotive and defense industries caught in the crossfire, aye. image

Savvy Negotiatin' or Rare Earth Robbery? China and the West Grapple Over Treasure... I Mean, Trade!

Tue 10 June, 2025 07:56
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Chuck Norris reports on how a potential tax bill could send foreign investors running faster than a ninja from my fist, potentially hurting the US economy. image

Chuck Norris Cracks Down on Congress: This Tax Bill Needs a Roundhouse Kick!

Tue 10 June, 2025 08:19
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Tony Stark dissects the escalating feud between Trump and California over National Guard deployment, offering a satirical look at the political drama. image

Trump vs. California: Iron Man's Take on the National Guard Showdown!

Tue 10 June, 2025 01:06
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Mario dives into the news of President Trump deploying National Guard troops to Los Angeles, sparking a clash with Governor Newsom and raising concerns about federal overreach. Wahoo! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on Trump's Troop-a Trouble in California!

Tue 10 June, 2025 00:22
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Lara Croft dissects Apple's latest software update, finding both potential and predictable investor grumbles amidst the shimmering facade. image

Apple's New 'Liquid Glass' Design: Just Another Shiny Trinket or a Real Treasure?

Mon 09 June, 2025 23:42
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Marines mobilized, lawsuits filed, and political sparks are flying faster than my Shadow Clone Jutsu as Trump and Newsom clash over California's National Guard! image

Believe It! Trump Summons the Troops, Newsom Bites Back: A Rasengan-Sized California Showdown!

Mon 09 June, 2025 21:35
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Dell is promising a thousand bucks for baby Trump accounts, just like Jenny promised to love me forever. Some promises are easier to keep, I reckon. image

Dell's Gump-Like Generosity: A Thousand Dollars for Every New Kid, That's All I Have To Say About That

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:15
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