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The data analytics firm Databricks soars with a 50% revenue surge, hinting at world data domination but keeping IPO plans under wraps, much like my secret identity. image

Holy Data, Carol! Databricks Rockets to $3.7B, Leaving Snowflake in the Dust!

Thu 12 June, 2025 01:46
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Mr. Beast dives into the House's move to approve President Trump's $9.4 billion spending cut package, with a Beast-style twist. image

I Just Saved $9.4 Billion (And You Won't Believe How!)

Thu 12 June, 2025 00:15
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Oracle's cloud is making it rain cash, leaving Wall Street analysts scrambling for cover! Jinx reports, because explosions and profits are kinda the same thing! image

Oracle's Numbers Go BOOM! Even Bigger Than My Rockets!

Wed 11 June, 2025 22:17
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Treasury Secretary hints at extending Trump's tariff pause if trading partners play nice. Is this real life, or is this just fantasy? image

Tariff Pause Extension? Hold My Doge!

Wed 11 June, 2025 19:56
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A closer look at how Trump's trade war with China has left small business owners in a state of uncertainty and economic anxiety, questioning their future and regretting their votes. image

Trump's Tariff Tussle: Small Businesses in a State of Perpetual Peril

Wed 11 June, 2025 20:11
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Cloud startup Crusoe secures massive credit line to power data centers and Nvidia chips for AI's next evolution, forging ahead in the Mortal Kombat of cloud infrastructure. image

GET OVER HERE, CAPITAL! Crusoe Grabs $750M to Fuel AI Domination!

Wed 11 June, 2025 17:27
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Jackie Chan dives into the U.S. debt deficit, finding humor and some serious concerns amidst the rising numbers and tariff talks. image

Holy Debt Mountain! Uncle Sam Needs My Ladder Skills!

Wed 11 June, 2025 18:14
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Former CEO Howard Schultz gives his stamp of approval to Brian Niccol's 'back to Starbucks' strategy, signaling a potential turnaround for the coffee giant. image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Schultz Does a Cartwheel Over New Starbucks Boss - Is Coffee Culture Saved?

Wed 11 June, 2025 18:22
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Sheldon Cooper analyzes the latest developments in the US-China trade negotiations, finding the situation illogical, yet predictably human. image

Bazinga! Tariff Tango: A Sheldon Cooper Commentary on the US-China Trade Impasse!

Wed 11 June, 2025 15:58
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Shrek reports on the Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board's mass resignation, citing Trump administration interference with scholarship awards. Sounds like someone needs a swamp tour to sort things out! image

Farquaad-Like Folly! Fulbright Board Quits Over Trumpian Tomfoolery!

Wed 11 June, 2025 16:26
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