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Lara Croft reports on the surprising election of Chicago's own Robert Francis Prevost as Pope Leo XIV and the reactions from U.S. political figures. image

Holy Raiders! American Takes the Vatican – Trump Declares 'Great Honor!'

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:21
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Fred Flinstone reports on Pinterest's surprising financial success, with a Stone Age twist on Wall Street's reactions and the ever-present threat of a rocky economy! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Pinterest's Profits Are Piling Up Like Dino's Dinner!

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:09
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Amazon jumps into the pet prescription game, making it easier than ever to get Fido and Whiskers their pills...probably with free two-day shipping if you got that Prime thingy. image

Holy Crap Lois! Amazon's Slingin' Pet Meds Now!

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:17
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Your favorite duck reports on the hullabaloo surrounding the election of the first American-born Pope, Leo XIV, and the mixed reactions from everyone's favorite…uh…former president. image

Aw, Phooey! An American Pope? What in the World is Going On Here?

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:19
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Saul Goodman breaks down Trump's latest trade agreement with the UK, questioning whether it's a 'Breaking Bad' situation for American exporters or a genuine 'Felina' moment for global trade. image

Tricky Trade Tango! Trump's UK Deal: Is It 'Good to Go' or Just a 'Better Call'?

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:54
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Bank of America FINALLY sees what I've been saying all along: National Vision is making America's eyes great again, with soaring stocks and fantastic new frames! image

National Vision? More Like National WIN-sion! Analysts Finally See the Greatness!

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:36
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The former President Trump lays down the law on trade agreements, setting a 10% tariff floor for countries seeking deals with the U.S., but the Master Chief has a few words on the matter. image

Trump's Tariff Ultimatum: 10% or Face the Wrath of the Chief!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:57
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Amazon's expanding its online pharmacy to include pet medications, because apparently, even Fido needs his fix. image

Why So Serious About Pet Meds? Amazon's Gone to the Dogs!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:40
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Krispy Kreme's stock takes a nosedive, forcing a reassessment of its McDonald's partnership and raising questions about the future of fried dough dominance. Even I, Batman, am watching this one closely. image

Holy Hole-in-One! Krispy Kreme Stock Tanks – Is the Doughnut Dream Dead?

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:05
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Like, Britain is gonna be the first to sign a major trade deal with the US after the whole tariff drama. Is this my lip kit effect on international relations? image

OMG! Britain and the US are like, Totally Making a Trade Deal!

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:06
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