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Amazon's health-care ambitions face restructuring and executive departures. Can they soar like Superman or will it be another crash landing? image

Amazon's Health Kick: More Like a Kryptonite Comedown?

Fri 13 June, 2025 16:30
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The saga continues as Trump's appeal is denied in the E. Jean Carroll case, leaving him with one final chance at the Supreme Court, or as I call it, the Triforce of Justice. image

Trump's Legal Battle Against E. Jean Carroll: A Hyrulean Perspective

Fri 13 June, 2025 15:13
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Airlines are canceling flights to Israel amidst escalating tensions, forcing longer and costlier routes. Guess my next travel stream is on hold! #PeaceOut #TravelDrama image

Oh No They Didn't! Flights Canceled to Israel Because...Drama!

Fri 13 June, 2025 13:25
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Brazilian meat giant JBS finally hits the NYSE, sparking debate amidst a history of controversies and comparisons to Tyson Foods. image

JBS's US Debut: Size Matters, But So Does the Past

Fri 13 June, 2025 13:53
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Amidst escalating tensions, Iran and Israel trade blows, sending oil prices soaring and the world teetering on the brink of a wider conflict. Will anyone have the guts to tell these donkeys to shut it? image

Iran-Israel Inferno: Is This Nuclear Hell About to be Unleashed?

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:03
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Despite potential trade deals, China's dominance in rare earth minerals remains a looming shadow, threatening economic and technological independence. Time to upgrade the Batmobile's supply chain. image

China's Rare Earth Grip: A Gotham-Sized Threat to Global Stability

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:01
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Mr. Bean reports on the escalating tensions between Iran and Israel, involving drones, oil prices, and a whole lot of international fuss. image

Iran's Dodgy Drone Delivery Service: No Teddy Bears Inside!

Fri 13 June, 2025 07:38
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Israel and Iran are duking it out like Yosemite Sam and me, only with more explosions and less Elmer Fudd. Buckle up, folks, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Eh, What's Up Doc? Israel and Iran Go Toe-to-Toe in a Real-Life Cartoon Caper!

Fri 13 June, 2025 06:03
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Your friendly neighborhood Superman reports on escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, with a side of satire and a sprinkle of super-wisdom. image

Up, Up, and Uh-Oh: A Bird's-Eye View of the Middle East Mess

Fri 13 June, 2025 04:26
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MJ breaks down the legal battle over the California National Guard – it's more complicated than trying to guard me in '91! image

Trump vs. California: Even I Wouldn't Take on a Judge Like That!

Fri 13 June, 2025 03:56
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