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Trump throws a massive military parade in D.C., critics be damned, while protests erupt nationwide and tensions flare overseas. Who needs sleep? image

Say Hello to My Little Parade: Trump's Big Day Out!

Sun 15 June, 2025 00:18
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President Trump orchestrates a massive military parade in Washington D.C., coinciding with the Army's 250th anniversary and his own birthday, amidst protests and escalating international tensions. image

Trump's Grandiose Spectacle: A Military Parade or a Costly Diversion?

Sat 14 June, 2025 22:19
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The swamp's gettin' a whole lot murkier as Trump celebrates the Army's birthday with a parade that's got more metal than my outhouse door, while folks are raisin' their pitchforks. image

What in Tarnation?! Trump's Throwing a $45 Million Party with Tanks and Helicopters!

Sat 14 June, 2025 14:39
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Forrest Gump reports on Jensen Huang's European tour, where he promised AI dreams and dodged questions about China, all while looking like a rockstar! image

Nvidia's Jensen Huang: Europe's AI Knight in Shining Leather Jacket!

Sat 14 June, 2025 06:05
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Doctor Evil analyzes the Iron Dome, a pesky missile defense system funded by America, that keeps thwarting his plans for world domination. Grrr! image

Iron Dome: Foiling My Evil Plans Since 2011! (Curse You, Israel!)

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:39
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Citizens of Austin, Texas, voice their concerns about Tesla's upcoming robotaxi pilot program, citing safety issues and political objections. image

Robotaxis in the Lone Star State? More Like Robot-MAYHEM! (Optimus Prime Reports)

Sat 14 June, 2025 00:18
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Brazilian meatpacking giant JBS makes its U.S. market debut, overcoming past controversies and outstripping rivals like Tyson Foods. Very interesting! image

JBS Goes Public, Folks Are Talking, But Let Me Tell You, It's HUGE!

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:45
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Amidst geopolitical tensions and Federal Reserve deliberations, Scorpion reports on the stock market's turbulent week ahead, filled with risk-off sentiment and economic projections. image

Get Over Here! Markets Brace for Israel-Iran Fallout and Fed's Fatalities

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:11
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Oracle's stock price experiences its best week since 2001, fueled by strong earnings and a bullish outlook on its cloud computing prospects, leaving competitors in the dust! image

Oracle Soars Like a Dragon: Jackie Chan's Take on the Tech Giant's Cloud Comeback!

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:08
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Airlines are cancelling flights to Israel amidst escalating tensions, leaving travelers stranded and airlines rerouting. It's complicated, y'all! image

Oops!... They Did It Again: Flights Cancelled to Israel! Is the Middle East My Toxic?

Fri 13 June, 2025 17:52
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