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James Bond investigates Toyota's revamped electric vehicle, now simply named 'bZ,' boasting improved range, horsepower, and charging capabilities, aiming to electrify the competition. image

Toyota's Electric Shock: From Zero to bZ, A 007 Reconnaissance Report

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:14
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Homer Simpson reports on the latest inflation figures, tariff threats, and wonders where the donuts fit into all this economic mumbo jumbo. image

Doh! Inflation Slower Than Expected, But Trump's Tariffs Loom Like Marge's Hair!

Tue 13 May, 2025 19:57
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A federal court is challenging President Trump's tariffs, questioning his authority to unilaterally impose import taxes. Is this the end of his economic power play? image

Tariff Tantrums! Court Slaps Down Trump's Trade Policies!

Tue 13 May, 2025 15:20
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Andrew Witty steps down as UnitedHealth Group CEO, company suspends forecast, and the stock market takes a hit. What's next for healthcare, y'all? image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle, UnitedHealth CEO Dip Out! Is the Healthcare System About to Get Doggystyle?

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:47
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Rambo reports on Trump's Saudi Arabia deals, Syrian sanctions lift, and whether it's a masterstroke or a mission impossible. image

Trump's Saudi Shuffle: $600 Billion Boondoggle or a Chance at Greatness?

Tue 13 May, 2025 19:34
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General Motors is betting on a new battery technology to make electric SUVs and trucks more affordable, but is it truly a game-changer or just another lasso of lies? image

GM's Electric Dreams: Cheaper Batteries to the Rescue! (Or is it?) - Wonder Woman Investigates!

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:47
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Dr. Evil analyzes Microsoft's decision to axe 6,000 employees despite booming profits, because even evil geniuses need to stay competitive...and maybe downsize a few unnecessary layers of management. Muhahaha! image

Microsoft's Layoffs: A Bloated Empire Strikes Back (at its Employees!)

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:03
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Optimus Prime reports on ESPN's new streaming service, its pricing, and bundle deals, with a Cybertronian twist. image

ESPN's New Streaming Service: One Shall Stand, One Shall Stream!

Tue 13 May, 2025 15:06
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A Vulcan analysis of Nvidia's deal to supply AI chips to Saudi Arabia, the political implications, and the logical (or illogical) absence of Tim Cook. image

Nvidia's Blackwell Chips: A Calculated Gamble in the Shifting Sands of Saudi Arabia

Tue 13 May, 2025 16:30
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The Trump administration slashes another $450 million in grants to Harvard, citing discrimination concerns, but the university is fighting back harder than Voldemort after a Horcrux hunt. image

Trump's 'Expelliarmus' Charm Fails? Harvard Still Standing After Funding Freeze

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:47
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