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From safe-haven investments to de-dollarization, precious metals are soaring, and I'm here to tell you why you need to pay attention, boo! image

Kim K Breaks Down the Bling: Why Gold, Silver, and Platinum are HOTTER than a KKW Beauty Launch!

Tue 17 June, 2025 21:08
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Brad Lander's detention by ICE sparks outrage, raising questions about federal overreach and civil liberties in a 'woke mind virus' infected world. image

NYC Comptroller's ICE Arrest: Is This Real Life, or Just a Simulation Gone Wrong?

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:18
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President Trump extends the deadline for ByteDance to divest TikTok's U.S. operations for the third time, ensuring the app's survival—for now. image

Trump's TikTok Tango: Another Deadline Extension in the Viral Video Saga

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:01
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Precious metals are makin' bank, trouncing those boring ol' treasuries, and even chasin' after that fancy Bitcoin. Hold on to your waffles, this could get wild! image

Shiny! Gold, Silver, and Platinum are Doin' the Donkey Dance to the Top!

Tue 17 June, 2025 18:47
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Some fancy-pants New York Comptroller got nicked by the fuzz. Apparently, sticking up for illegal immigrants can land you in the slammer. Who knew? image

Bender's News Flash: Meatbag Politician Gets the Ol' Clampy Treatment!

Tue 17 June, 2025 20:19
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New York City Comptroller Brad Lander's arrest by ICE agents sparks outrage and raises questions about power, politics, and perhaps a touch of confundus charm. image

Brad Lander's Brush with the Law: A Case of Mistaken Identity or Magical Misunderstanding?

Tue 17 June, 2025 20:19
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Canva's latest acquisition, MagicBrief, aims to bring ad analytics magic to the masses, challenging Adobe and others in the Mortal Kombat of marketing. image

Get Over Here, Ads! Canva Hooks Analytics Startup in $32B Power Play

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:00
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Canva snatches up MagicBrief in a fiery acquisition, aiming to dominate the analytics arena and unleash AI-powered marketing mayhem. Witness their quest for total domination! image

Canva's 'Get Over Here!' Acquisition: MagicBrief Joins the Mortal Kombat of Marketing!

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:00
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Jackie Chan breaks down the Fed's upcoming policy meeting, the tariff tango, and potential Middle East mayhem, all while dodging rate cut decisions like a well-choreographed fight scene! image

Wah! Fed's Got a Headache! Will Tariffs and Turmoil Make Them Say 'Drunken Master' to Interest Rates?

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:35
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An astute analysis, by yours truly, Dr. Sheldon Cooper, of how precious metals like silver and platinum are not just shimmering, but strategically outmaneuvering gold in the investment arena, leaving conventional wisdom in the dust. All while considering the implications of cryptocurrency. Bazinga! image

Bazinga! Precious Metals Outshine Gold, Are Silver and Platinum the New Shiny Heroes?

Tue 17 June, 2025 17:51
3 minutes to read