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The Federal Reserve holds interest rates, teases potential cuts, and Glen Quagmire gives his, ahem, *expert* analysis. image

Giggity! Fed Stays Steady, Hints at Future Fun... With Rates!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:27
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Stewie Griffin dissects the latest Federal Open Market Committee statement, offering his unique (and slightly terrifying) perspective on the Fed's moves. image

Blast Off! Fed's New Statement: A Stewie Griffin Breakdown of Monetary Mayhem

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:09
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Apple's rumored to be working on a folding iPhone, and I, Eric Cartman, will be first in line, even if those stupid Samsung people are making the screen! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting a Folding iPhone! And You Can't Have One!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:14
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Amazon's Zoox unveils a massive robotaxi factory, gearing up for commercial rollout and a head-to-head battle with Waymo and Tesla. image

Zoox's Robotaxi Revolution: Is This the Future We 'Move Fast' Towards?

Wed 18 June, 2025 16:22
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President Trump escalates his feud with Fed Chair Jerome Powell, questioning his intelligence and motives just hours before a crucial interest rate decision. Is this just politics, or is someone trying to cook the books? image

Trump Slams Fed Chair Powell: Is He Stupid or Just Hates Me? - A Saul Goodman Exclusive!

Wed 18 June, 2025 14:22
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on a housing market plagued by weak consumer sentiment, mortgage rate fluctuations, and enough uncertainty to make a pirate seasick. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Housing Market Behaving Like a Drunken Sailor!

Wed 18 June, 2025 11:36
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As tensions escalate between Israel and Iran, energy markets brace for potential disruptions, but even geopolitical turmoil trembles before the roundhouse kick of market forces. image

Oil Prices Face The Ultimate Test: Can They Survive Chuck Norris?

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:08
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Manufacturers are using 'tariff engineering' to modify their products and pay lower taxes, with a few simple tweaks. image

Family, Tariffs, and Horsepower: How Companies Are Outsmarting Uncle Sam

Wed 18 June, 2025 07:56
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Ram Trucks announces a game-changing 10-year/100,000-mile warranty, aiming to dominate the pickup truck market and make competitors say, 'I'll be back!' image

Hasta la Vista, Lemon Trucks! Ram Unleashes Judgment Day Warranty!

Wed 18 June, 2025 04:01
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Jinx here, reporting live (and slightly unhinged) on the Federal Reserve's meeting, where they're probably gonna do... something with interest rates. Maybe. Who cares? BOOM! image

Pow-Pow Panic at the Fed! Will They Cut or Will They Explode?!

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:54
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