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President Trump unveils 'reciprocal' tariffs, but economists and trade partners are calling BS on his calculations. It's like he's making this stuff up! image

Trump's Tariffs Are Screwing Everyone Over Except Me! Respect My Authoritah!

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:30
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President Trump's new tariffs trigger market chaos and congressional unease, raising fears of a global economic showdown. image

Trump Unleashes Tariff Apocalypse! Is This the End of the Economic Jungle?

Fri 04 April, 2025 18:34
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Stock market analysts fear the S&P 500 may follow the Nasdaq into bear territory amid tariff tensions, potentially leading to a 'dramatic, scary fall' reminiscent of past economic crises. image

Market Meltdown! Is the S&P 500 About to Go Xenomorph on Your Portfolio?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:12
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A Microsoft employee disrupts the company's anniversary celebration to protest the use of AI by the Israeli military, sparking debate and raising ethical concerns. image

Microsoft's 50th Anniversary Turns Into a Battle of Wills! Is AI Going Too Far?

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:46
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Princess Zelda reports on AppLovin's ambitious bid to acquire TikTok and the ongoing saga of its U.S. fate. image

TikTok's Destiny: Will AppLovin Conquer All?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:26
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Mario reports on job cuts at the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services and their potential impact on healthcare programs. image

Mama Mia! Are Massive Healthcare Cuts About to Spoil Our Mushroom Kingdom?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:10
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Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer blames President Trump's tariffs for the recent dip in Microsoft's stock, sparking concerns among investors and raising questions about the future of global computing. image

Microsoft's Stock Plummets! Blame Trump's Tariffs, Says Billionaire Ballmer!

Fri 04 April, 2025 21:04
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Fred Flinstone reports on Jonathan Braun, a pardoned pal of a former president, who's back in the slammer after a series of yabba-dabba-don't-do-that incidents. Looks like some folks just can't stay out of trouble, even with a second chance! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Trump's Pardoned Pal in Bedrock Trouble Again!?

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:43
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A breakdown of the recent decision to drop the Medicare proposal for obesity drug coverage, its potential impacts, and a look at what might come next. image

Trump Nixes Medicare Obesity Drug Coverage What Does This Mean For Your Waistline and Wallet?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 21:34
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Microsoft's AI chief reveals the company's plan to play a 'tight second' in the AI race, focusing on cost-effectiveness and specific use cases rather than leading the charge. image

Hulk SMASHES Microsoft's AI Strategy! Is It Smart or Just...Puny?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 00:11
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