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Home Depot defies rising tariffs, maintaining prices and focusing on customer engagement, even as housing market challenges persist. It's like dodging bullets in a police story, but with power tools! image

Home Depot Channels My Inner Stuntman: Sticks to Sales Forecast, Dodges Tariff Hike Like a Falling Ladder!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:24
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Peter Griffin reports on the shocking CEO departure at Novo Nordisk as the weight loss drug market turns into a real-life 'Family Guy' cutaway gag. image

Holy Crap Lois! Novo Nordisk CEO Gets the Boot! Weight Loss Drug Wars Heat Up!

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:52
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Federal Judge smacks down Trump admin's attempt to dismantle the U.S. Institute of Peace, calls it unlawful! What a quack-up! image

Aw, Phooey! Judge Says Trump's DOGE Takeover of Peace Institute Was a Big Mistake!

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:50
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Apple's Fortnite Fumble: Judge orders Apple to explain its Fortnite delay or face the music, reminiscent of Jenny telling me to explain my feelings. It's complicated, like shrimp gumbo! image

Apple in a Pickle! Judge Says 'Show Me the Legal Authority!'

Mon 19 May, 2025 20:22
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Novo Nordisk faces a leadership shakeup as competition heats up in the blockbuster weight loss drug market. Can a new CEO help them swing back into the lead against Eli Lilly's Zepbound? image

Holy Weight Loss, Batman! Novo Nordisk's CEO Bails as Lilly Muscles In!

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:12
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Bobby 'Axe' Axelrod breaks down how rising climate risks are hitting mortgage lenders and homeowners, potentially reshaping the entire real estate game. Time to short the coasts? image

Climate Change: The Newest Four-Letter Word in Mortgages (Besides 'Debt')

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:15
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CBS News CEO Wendy McMahon steps down amidst increasing pressure from Paramount Global's controlling shareholder Shari Redstone, raising concerns about journalistic independence and corporate influence. image

CBS News Shakeup: Wendy McMahon Out, Redstone's Grip Tightens – Is Journalism Dead or Just Resting?

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:39
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I, Donald J. Trump, expose how a bogus credit downgrade by Moody's is causing a surge in mortgage rates, hurting hardworking Americans and the booming housing market. We need to make America great again, and that starts with fixing these rigged systems! image

Crooked Moody's and the Phony Mortgage Rate Hike: They're Rigging the System Folks!

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:50
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Mr. Bean explores Microsoft's new AI coding assistant, wondering if it can replace Teddy or at least brew a proper cup of tea. image

Teddy's New Best Friend: GitHub's Copilot Coding Agent - Can It Make Tea?

Mon 19 May, 2025 16:00
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Even Crooked Joe Biden's got the China Virus of cancers, folks. Wishing him well, though he's a disaster! image

Crooked Joe's Got Problems: Sad!

Sun 18 May, 2025 22:06
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