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Austin Powers reports on the kerfuffle surrounding Trump's claims of obliterating Iran's nuclear program, with a dash of 'yeah, baby!' and a whole lotta bewilderment. image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Nuke Claims Meet a Shagadelic Intelligence Snafu!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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Despite export controls in China, Nvidia's stock is soaring higher than Carlton's dance moves, fueled by AI dominance and Wall Street's belief in its tech. image

Nvidia's AI Dreams: China's Out, Banks Are In!

Wed 25 June, 2025 17:20
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Your favorite swashbuckling gato deciphers BlackRock's forecast: AI will conquer inflation, sending stocks soaring higher than Jack's beanstalk! image

Fear Not, Amigos! Puss in Boots Predicts Stock Market Glory, Thanks to AI!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:21
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The Federal Reserve is loosening capital rules for banks, sparking debate over financial stability and potential risks. Bender weighs in (because money). image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets! Fed Eases Bank Rules, Critics Cry Foul!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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Dom Torreto gives his take on Trump's recent NATO address, the Israel-Iran ceasefire, and if he's got enough Corona for the family. image

Trump's NATO Summit: Family, Ceasefires, and Maybe Some Corona!

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:54
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A Sheldon Cooperesque analysis of the May housing market slump, dissecting the disappointing sales figures and pondering the existential dread of high mortgage rates. image

Bazinga! New Home Sales Plunge – Is This the Housing Apocalypse?

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:48
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Shrek reports on the kerfuffle over Trump's claims about obliterating Iran's nuclear program, with a healthy dose of ogre skepticism and swamp-wisdom. image

What In Tarnation?! Trump's Iran Nuke Claims Smell Like a Swamp, Not a Rose!

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:40
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Amazon's Ring is unleashing AI-powered notifications for your doorbell, promising to tell you if it's a squirrel or Suárez at your door. But is it a goal or an own goal for privacy? image

Ring-a-Ding-Dong! Even I, Messi, Can't Believe This AI Doorbell Tech!

Wed 25 June, 2025 13:00
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President Trump talks NATO in the Netherlands, but will there be a feast worthy of a pirate king? image

Shishishi! Trump's Big NATO Party – Is There Meat?

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:16
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the surprising appointment of vaccine critics to the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, potentially altering the future of vaccine policy in the US. Wernstrom! image

Good News Everyone! Vaccine Skeptics Invade Government Panel!

Wed 25 June, 2025 13:29
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