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Peter Navarro encourages Americans to buy stocks amidst market volatility, echoing Trump's optimism and dismissing concerns about tariff-induced slowdowns. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts! Trump Advisor Says Buy Stocks?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:11
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Meta faces a high-stakes antitrust trial with the FTC, potentially leading to the divestiture of Instagram and WhatsApp, testing the boundaries of US antitrust laws. image

Is Zuck Dunking on the American Dream?! Meta's Monopoly Trial Could Change Everything!

Fri 11 April, 2025 11:00
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The dream of an American-made iPhone is hitting a few speed bumps, with analysts saying it's either Mission: Impossible or costs more than a souped-up Lykan Hypersport. image

Uncle Sam's iPhone?! Family, We Got a Problem!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:00
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The Supreme Court orders the Trump administration to facilitate the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, wrongly deported to El Salvador, while seeking clarification on the extent of the order. image

Abrego Garcia's Great Escape Supreme Court to the Rescue!

Fri 11 April, 2025 00:27
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A Maryland man wrongly deported to El Salvador gets a glimmer of hope as the Supreme Court questions the Trump administration's actions and demands clarification on his return. image

Deported Then Jailed?! Supreme Court Drops Truth Bomb on Trump Era Fiasco!

Fri 11 April, 2025 00:27
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Elon Musk's xAI faces scrutiny in Memphis over alleged environmental violations related to its data center's power usage, raising concerns about air quality and regulatory compliance. image

Elon's xAI Data Center in Hot Water! Is This the End of Grok?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 00:17
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A tragic helicopter crash in the Hudson River claims six lives, including a family from Spain, prompting investigations and memories of past aviation accidents in Manhattan. Excellent! image

Dastardly Disaster or Divine Dividend Helicopter Horror in Hudson!

Thu 10 April, 2025 22:22
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Tesla's stock price plummets after a brief surge, raising questions about its future amidst tariff wars and Elon Musk's antics. Ay, caramba! image

Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet! Is This the End of the Line for Elon's Ride?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:20
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Eyewitness report from Captain Jack Sparrow on the unfortunate splashdown of a helicopter in the Hudson, with talk of fatalities and a proper investigation. Savvy? image

Blimey A Chopper Went for a Swim in the Hudson! Fatalities Ahoy!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:25
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Shrek reports on how Trump's tariffs and immigration policies are making Hispanic folks tighten their belts, leading to less beer money and a sad ogre. image

What in Tarnation is Happening to My Brew! Trump's Policies Ruining Beer?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:44
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