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Shrek reports on Southwest Airlines ditching their free checked bags and other changes, leaving folks grumbling like a grumpy ogre. image

What in Tarnation?! Southwest Airlines Done Gone and Lost Their Mind!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
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Iron Man reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to start charging for checked bags, a move that's got everyone's arc reactors overheating. image

Southwest Airlines Ditches Free Bags! Even Iron Man Can't Fly Free Anymore?

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
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Senator Ron Johnson, channeling his inner Doctor Evil, rallies GOP forces to challenge the House's

One Trillion Dollars! Muhahaha! Senate Republicans Plot to Thwart House Spending Bill!

Sun 25 May, 2025 18:20
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House Speaker Mike Johnson champions a massive spending bill, sparking debate over its impact on the national debt and economic growth, leaving even a tech titan like me scratching my head. image

Mike Johnson's 'Big, Beautiful Bill': A Deficit Dream or Economic Scheme?

Sun 25 May, 2025 15:06
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Senator Ron Johnson is throwing shade at the House bill, claiming it's gonna explode the deficit. Like, is this his version of 'Kim, there's people that are dying?' image

Ron Johnson Tries to Wreck the House Bill: Is This My 'Ugly Cry' Moment?

Sun 25 May, 2025 16:20
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Priyanka Chopra humorously analyzes Donald Trump's commencement address at West Point, highlighting the 'America First' worldview, military achievements, and controversial stance on diversity programs, all while sprinkling in some Bollywood sparkle. image

From Quantico to West Point: PC's Take on Trump's 'Golden Age' Speech

Sat 24 May, 2025 18:37
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Elon Musk's X (formerly Twitter) Went Down Faster Than My Chances at a Convent! image

Giggity! X Marks the Spot... for an Outage!

Sat 24 May, 2025 14:17
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United Airlines strikes a tentative labor deal with flight attendants, boasting massive economic improvements, and frankly, it's tremendous. image

United Airlines Soars with HUGE Flight Attendant Deal – Believe Me!

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:22
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Zoox robotaxis face another software recall after a scooter mishap in San Francisco, raising concerns about the safety of autonomous vehicles. Need a weapon? image

UNSC ALERT: Rogue Robotaxis Threaten Civilian Population!

Fri 23 May, 2025 22:26
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Boeing gets a 'get out of jail free' card from the Justice Department after the 737 Max disasters, leaving families of the 346 victims fuming mad than Zoidberg at a picnic. image

Holy Pilot Error Batman! Boeing Flies Away From Prosecution After 737 Max Crashes

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:16
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