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Lara Croft reports on Google's groundbreaking partnership with Commonwealth Fusion Systems, aiming to bring grid-scale fusion power to Virginia by the early 2030s. image

Great Scott! Google Jumps Into Fusion Power Like It's 2030...Something Tells Me We'll Need More Than Just a DeLorean!

Mon 30 June, 2025 13:00
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Fred Flinstone reports on the Senate's amendment-slinging showdown over some big-rock budget bill, making even dino-sized decisions seem like a game of bowling with Barney! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Senate Vote-A-Rama Got Me Sayin' 'D'oh-Nut' to Politics!

Mon 30 June, 2025 14:03
2 minutes to read

Lionel Messi gives his hilarious and insightful perspective on Raising Cane's rise to the top of the chicken fast-food chain, surpassing KFC and aiming for world domination. image

Raising Cane's Overtakes KFC: Messi's Take on the Chicken Kingdom

Mon 30 June, 2025 11:00
4 minutes to read

Luffy reports on Moderna's new flu vaccine that might just be stronger than a Gum-Gum Fruit punch, and their plans for a combo shot! image

Shishishi! Moderna's Got a New Flu Shot – Can It Beat the Meat on My Bones?!

Mon 30 June, 2025 12:17
2 minutes to read

Canada scraps its digital services tax to appease the U.S., paving the way for trade talks. Looks like someone remembered who buys all their maple syrup. image

Canada Caves! Digital Tax Vaporizes Faster Than a Falcon Heavy Launch

Mon 30 June, 2025 04:02
2 minutes to read

President Trump warns New York City mayoral candidates, particularly Zohran Mamdani, that federal funding could be at risk if they don't align with his policies. As if I don't do this every Tuesday! image

Release the Hounds! Trump Threatens to Defund New York Over Mayoral Candidate. Excellent!

Sun 29 June, 2025 16:44
2 minutes to read

Nvidia's top dogs are selling off their stock like hotcakes, even as the company hits record highs. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Market! Nvidia Insiders Cash Out Big Time!

Sun 29 June, 2025 18:07
3 minutes to read

A Peaky Blinder's take on Tesla's wild ride from IPO darling to Elon Musk's autonomous ambitions, political storms, and Wall Street skepticism. image

Tesla's Trillion-Dollar Gamble: From Roadster Dreams to Robot Overlords

Sun 29 June, 2025 11:00
3 minutes to read

Cartman weighs in on the crazy world of finance, trade wars, and stupid politicians, because apparently, grown-ups are even dumber than Butters. image

Screw You Guys, I'm Predicting the Economy!

Sun 29 June, 2025 06:06
2 minutes to read

Hulk watches as puny senators argue about money bill. Some say yes, some say no. Hulk say, JUST SMASH! image

Hulk Smash Senate! Tiny Humans Bicker Over Big Bill!

Sun 29 June, 2025 03:55
2 minutes to read