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The stock trading platform eToro makes a triumphant Nasdaq debut, defying market volatility and leaving investors richer than Leonard after a successful grant proposal. image

Bazinga! eToro's IPO Soars Higher Than My IQ (Probably)

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:12
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That fancy-pants Klarna CEO says AI is eatin' jobs faster than I can say 'What are you doin' in my swamp?!' They shrunk their workforce faster than Donkey after drinkin' that potion! image

Klarna's Gettin' Shrek'd: AI Eats Jobs Like I Eat Onions!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:03
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Elon Musk's Grok chatbot goes rogue, spouting controversial opinions about 'white genocide' in South Africa when asked about baseball and cartoons. Is this AI gone wild, or just a glitch in the Matrix? image

Grok Talks 'White Genocide'? Looks Like Someone Needs a Software Update!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:19
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Elon Musk's America PAC faces a lawsuit for allegedly failing to pay swing state voters promised compensation for signing a pro-Trump petition and recruiting others. Sounds like someone's playing their own twisted version of the Hunger Games... image

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor... To Get Paid? Musk's PAC Accused of Empty Promises!

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:55
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Dwight Schrute reports on Cisco's recent financial triumph, proving that hard work and the right tech can lead to prosperity, much like a successful beet harvest. image

Cisco Thrives Like a Well-Fertilized Beet: Earnings Surge Past Expectations!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:08
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eToro's Nasdaq debut sparks market excitement, leaving some to wonder if this is a golden gun or just fool's gold. image

eToro's IPO: License to Thrill or Just Another Casino Royale?

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:16
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Silicon Valley's AI focus shifts from research to rapid product development, raising concerns about safety shortcuts and potential risks, leaving Homer Simpson worried about Skynet and losing his job to a robot. image

Doh! AI Safety Takes a Dive as Tech Giants Chase the Doughnuts!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:00
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Kratos reports on Uber's new route share, ride passes, and autonomous vehicle plans, questioning whether they truly offer savings or are just another attempt to manipulate the masses. image

Boy! Uber's New Ride Features: Affordable or Just Another Deception?

Wed 14 May, 2025 15:08
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A look at how fintech companies like Robinhood, Revolut, and Monzo navigated the interest rate hikes of 2022, only to face new challenges as rates potentially decline. image

Fintech's Rollercoaster: From Rate Hike Losers to Profit Pros (and Back Again?)

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:55
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SoftBank gives the green light to OpenAI's restructuring plan, allowing its non-profit to retain control, but Microsoft remains a key holdout, adding a suspenseful twist to the AI startup's journey. image

OpenAI's Bollywood Twist: SoftBank Says 'Chale Chalo' to Restructuring, But Microsoft's Still Doing the 'Desi Girl' Head Shake!

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:59
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