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A coordinated sting operation across 28 states tackles organized retail theft, leaving shoplifters feeling decidedly un-Bond-like. image

Shaken, Not Stolen: 007 Reports on Nationwide Retail Crime Crackdown

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:42
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Fashion behemoth Shein ditches its London IPO dreams for Hong Kong after facing regulatory hurdles and ethical scrutiny. Can they outrun the consequences of their fast-fashion sins? image

Sheinanigans! Fast Fashion Giant Dumps London, Runs to Hong Kong – Indiana Jones Investigates!

Fri 30 May, 2025 05:45
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New tariffs threaten to drown Gap's profits, potentially costing them up to $150 million. Dwight Schrute investigates the implications for fashion and beet farming. image

Beet-Soaked Blunder: Gap's Financial Forecasts Face Tariff Tsunami! Prepare for Schrute Farms Fashion Fiascoes!

Thu 29 May, 2025 22:52
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Despite tariff pressures, Costco's bulk discounts and strategic maneuvering keep sales strong and members coming back for more. Is this... acceptable? image

Costco's Tariff Tango: Staying Afloat While Others Sink

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:11
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Costco defies tariff troubles and membership hiccups, serving up surprisingly tasty profits and solid sales. Giggity! image

Giggity! Costco's Massive Margins Make Me Say Alright!

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:40
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Gap Inc. grapples with potential tariff impacts while exceeding earnings expectations, Borat analyzes the situation with a keen eye for fashion and potential cultural learnings. image

Great Success! Gap Faces Tariff Troubles, But Borat Sees Opportunity for Mankini Sales!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:28
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Costco beats expectations with an 8% sales jump, proving even in this dimension, bulk buying is king. Tariffs? Eh, they'll figure it out. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Costco's Earning's Are Schwifty!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:20
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Even with Messi-level footwork, American Eagle Outfitters stumbles with disappointing quarterly earnings, inventory write-downs, and a cloudy financial outlook. Can they turn things around, or is this a VAR moment? image

American Eagle Outfitters' Earnings Miss: Is This the End of My Casual Chic?

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:11
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SHISHISHI! Gap's Treasure Chest Dented by Pesky Tariffs! Can They Stretch Like Gum-Gum?

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:20
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Move over, ale! The sober-curious revolution is here, with non-alcoholic beer poised to become the second-largest beer category. But will it ever truly dethrone the mighty lager? image

Hold My Snake! Non-Alcoholic Beer Set to Conquer the World (Almost)

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:55
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