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Retail giants like Walmart, Target, and Costco are passing tariff costs onto consumers, while others strategize to navigate Trump's trade policies. A cosmic dance of dollars and duties! image

E=MC(ost Increase): Retailers Hike Prices Amid Tariff Tussle!

Sat 31 May, 2025 12:00
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Turns out, even a basketball superstar can make some... *interesting* business choices. From Nike's snooze-fest to Under Armour's underdog charm, let's see how Stephen Curry stirred up the sneaker game. It's gonna be fun! image

Stephen Curry Ditches Nike?! Time to Cause Some Mayhem!

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:13
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Goku reports on escalating trade tensions, stock market moves, and why you should probably just train harder. image

Kamehame-HA! Trump vs. China: Goku's Take on Today's Market Mayhem!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:53
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The German government thinks Amazon's playing dirty with prices, and things are about to get messier than a cutaway gag! image

Holy Crap Lois! Germany's Mad at Amazon Like I'm Mad at Giant Chicken!

Mon 02 June, 2025 15:11
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Roark Capital snatches a big ol' bite of Dave's Hot Chicken, and this duck's gotta tell ya all about it! Millionaires are being made, and chicken's flying off the fryer! image

Hot Dang! Dave's Hot Chicken Gets Gobbled Up!

Mon 02 June, 2025 18:14
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According to Jim Cramer, TJX stock is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably a good deal! Even with tariffs going on, the company is doing great and offers a great opportunity to buy! image

Stupid is as Stupid Does... Find Bargains with TJX!

Mon 02 June, 2025 17:51
3 minutes to read

Dollar General's clever tariff maneuvering attracts middle-class shoppers, boosting profits while Facebook just wants you to have a good time and connect with friends and family. image

Dollar General's Stock Soars While Zuck's Still Wearing the Same Hoodie

Tue 03 June, 2025 20:17
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Peloton launches 'Repowered,' a marketplace for used equipment, aiming to declutter homes and boost growth by tapping into the booming resale market. image

Clean Your Room and Your Peloton: Peloton Enters the Secondhand Fitness Arena

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:11
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The Golden Arches cave to popular demand, resurrecting the Snack Wrap after years in the void. Is this the beginning of the Chicken Wars 2.0? The Queen of Blades weighs in. image

Snack Wraps Return: Another Uprising, Another Victory (For My Appetite)

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:47
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Agent J investigates the shift in America's favorite grill and bar chain, as Chili's overtakes Applebee's, questioning if Earth's restaurant wars are just a blip on the intergalactic radar. image

Chili's Beats Applebee's Is This an Intergalactic Food Fight?

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:00
3 minutes to read