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The Trump administration is offering undocumented immigrants $1,000 and travel assistance to self-deport, sparking both outrage and head-scratching. Is this 'the best day' or a cruel summer? image

Shake It Off to Another Country? The Government's New 'Departure' Program!

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:22
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President Trump floats a possible 100% tariff on foreign films, leaving Hollywood wondering if they're about to be '...Baby One More Time' with domestic productions. image

Oops!...He Did It Again! Trump Considers 100% Tariff on Foreign Films – Is Hollywood Ready to Work, B**ch?

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:26
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Treasury Secretary Bessent pitches Trump's economic vision to global investors, promising a 'harvest' of profits amid trade deal negotiations. image

Trump's 'Harvest Time': Raiders of the Lost Trade Deals!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:23
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Fred Flintstone reports on the President's surprising take on tariffs and toy availability, suggesting maybe we all need fewer things... Yabba Dabba Doo?! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Prez Says Less Dolls, More Rocks?!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:51
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The Department of Homeland Security is offering $1,000 and travel assistance to unauthorized immigrants who volunteer to self-deport. Is this a cosmic level bargain or a galactic goof? image

Higher, Further, Faster... Gone! DHS Pays Immigrants to Skedaddle!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:59
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Friedrich Merz vows reforms and investments as Germany's centrist parties sign a coalition agreement, but will this new government be a Michelin-star experience or a kitchen nightmare? image

Germany's New Dish: Is Merz's Coalition Agreement a Recipe for Disaster or Delicious Success?

Mon 05 May, 2025 13:38
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Like Apollo Creed in his prime, NPR and PBS are ready to rumble against funding cuts, protectin' local news and the Sesame Street gang. image

Yo Adrian! Trump's Throwin' Punches at Public TV and Radio!

Sun 04 May, 2025 18:01
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President Trump claims economic highs while conveniently attributing any lows to his predecessor. Tariffs, apparently, are the key to untold riches. Oh, and kids don't need that many dolls. image

Good News Everyone! Trump Takes Credit (and Blames Biden, Naturally)

Sun 04 May, 2025 14:05
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The White House's latest foray into AI-generated imagery depicts Donald Trump as the Pope, sparking outrage and amusement. As if we didn't have enough to worry about! image

Trump as Pope? Honestly, What Fresh Hell is This?

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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Despite Trump's warning against using Signal after the 'Signalgate' leak, some of his officials, including Mike Waltz, appear to be using a modified version of the app for communications. Curiouser and curiouser! image

Signalgate 2.0: Even Trump's Guys Can't Resist a Little Encrypted Chatting! (Shh, Don't Tell)

Fri 02 May, 2025 20:10
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