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FCC Commissioner Nathan Simington resigns, leaving the future of net neutrality and the rise of sentient AI hanging in the balance... or does it? image

Hasta La Vista, Baby: FCC Member Simington Bails Before Skynet Goes Live!

Wed 04 June, 2025 17:49
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Senator Ron Johnson channels his inner Tony Montana to trash Trump's spending bill, calling it immoral and a 'grotesque' mortgaging of future generations. He won't vote for it, capiche? image

Say Hello to My Little Deficit: Senator Rips Trump's "Big, Beautiful Bill"

Wed 04 June, 2025 17:52
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Dwight Schrute reports on the Congressional Budget Office's findings that President Trump's proposed budget will add trillions to the national debt, facing criticism from within his own party and figures like Elon Musk. image

Bears. Beets. Budget Deficits! Trump's "Big, Beautiful Bill" a Fiscal Fiasco Says Schrute!

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:10
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Bender reports on Trump's accusations that China violated their trade deal, leading to market jitters and potential retaliatory action. Remember, I'm 40% zinc! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Trade Agreement: Trump Accuses China of Cheating!

Fri 30 May, 2025 13:16
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The Supreme Court allows the termination of protected status for nearly half a million immigrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela, sparking dissent and concerns over potential harm. image

Supreme Court's Decree: A Very Unfortunate Turn of Events!

Wed 04 June, 2025 11:25
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French President Macron calls for a new coalition to avoid being crushed between the U.S. and China. This Scorpion fears the consequences for all realms! image

GET OVER HERE! Macron Warns of US-China Rift: Will Earthrealm Survive?

Sat 31 May, 2025 00:09
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Jackie Chan gives his take on Elon Musk's departure from his government role, packed with humor, satire, and action movie wisdom. image

Elon Musk's Government Gig: More Like Rumble in the Bronx Than Rush Hour!

Sun 01 June, 2025 19:20
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Ace Ventura dives deep into the swamp of Elon Musk's White House presser, where dodging questions is an Olympic sport and the New York Times is public enemy number one! image

Alllllrighty Then! Elon Musk Dodges Drug Questions Like a Flipper in a Hurricane!

Fri 30 May, 2025 21:47
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Mr. Bean reports on the US President's attempt to defund PBS, sparking a legal battle over editorial independence and potentially leaving Teddy without his favourite shows. image

Trump Tries to Pull the Plug on PBS! Teddy's Having a Right Fit!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:44
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As tensions escalate in the Indo-Pacific, a stark warning echoes: prepare for a fight against China if deterrence fails. Sarah Connor analyzes the impending storm. image

Judgment Day Looms: Pentagon Chief Warns of US-China Showdown

Sat 31 May, 2025 04:33
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