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Netflix reports strong first-quarter performance but remains cautious about the long-term impact of economic turbulence and declining consumer sentiment. image

Netflix Shaken Not Stirred! Can it Survive Economic Mayhem?

Thu 17 April, 2025 21:45
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Comcast spins off NBCUniversal's cable networks (except Bravo, bless its heart), leaving investors scratching their heads and the media industry whispering about consolidation. Is this a swamp-sized gamble or a strategic ogre move? image

Comcast Just Dropped a Cable Bomb! What Happens Next Will Shock You!

Wed 20 November, 2024 22:26
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Tony Stark gives his take on Disney's latest move to integrate ESPN content into Disney+, offering sports fans a taste of the action without fully committing to an ESPN subscription. Buckle up, sports and streaming fans! image

Holy Streaming Wars Batman! ESPN Invades Disney+! Is Your Wallet Ready?

Wed 04 December, 2024 17:47
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Comcast faces subscriber losses amid intense competition, sparking a Capitol-worthy stock dip. image

Comcast's Hunger Games! Will They Survive the Broadband Rebellion?

Mon 09 December, 2024 21:03
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Warner Bros. Discovery reorganizes into linear and streaming divisions, mirroring Comcast's moves, sparking market interest and promises of future efficiency. image

Warner Bros Discovery Restructuring Is It a Schrute Farms Level Disaster!?

Thu 12 December, 2024 21:34
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Anonymous media executives peer into their crystal balls, forecasting mergers, acquisitions, and the potential demise of streaming services in 2025. Looks like someone's cooking up a storm! image

Media Moguls Predict the Apocalypse! Will Streaming Survive 2025?

Mon 23 December, 2024 14:22
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Richard Parsons, the man who helped Time Warner ditch AOL after that whole merger fiasco, has passed away at 76. Let's take a look at his wild ride! image

Giggity Giggity Goo! Time Warner Exec Dies and Leaves Behind a Legacy of…Mergers?!

Fri 27 December, 2024 10:59
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Stewie Griffin dissects the advertising market's 2025 forecast: Sports and live events are king, linear TV refuses to die, and everyone's just trying to make a buck... or a billion. image

The Advertising Apocalypse is Nigh! Or is it Just a Mildly Irritating Head Cold?

Fri 27 December, 2024 12:00
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Altice USA and MSG Networks are fighting over money, leaving innocent cable customers like me without Knicks games. But don't worry, I've got a plan (and it involves streaming). image

Screw You Guys I'm Going Streaming! Cable Companies FIGHT Over My Right to Watch the Knicks!

Wed 01 January, 2025 15:58
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Comcast launches Universal Ads, a new platform aimed at luring smaller businesses away from social media advertising and onto traditional TV's streaming services, promising easier ad buying and AI-powered ad creation. image

Comcast Declares Open Season on Social Media Ad Dollars! Can TV Streaming Snatch the Prey?!

Mon 06 January, 2025 13:00
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