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Amidst concerns about rising measles outbreaks and bird flu, HHS Secretary Kennedy plans significant job cuts and departmental restructuring, raising questions about the future of U.S. health policy and the impact on public health services. image
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Kennedy's Health Cuts! Are They Going to Tackle Chronic Disease Epidemic or Is the Goal to 'Make America Healthy Again'?

  • Fri 28 March, 2025 13:46
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Luffy dives into the stock market, buying Danaher and Home Depot shares after a market dip, seeing potential treasures in their conservative approaches and cost-saving moves. image
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Meat on the Bone! Luffy's Take on Stocks is WILD!

  • Fri 28 March, 2025 16:46
  • 2 minutes to read
Professor Farnsworth reports on the shocking resignation of a top FDA official, citing misinformation and the dangers of anti-vaccination sentiment, and questions what it all means for the future of science, and my inventions! image
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Good News Everyone! FDA's Top Vaccine Regulator Resigns Amidst Chaos!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 12:36
  • 3 minutes to read
Novo Nordisk's Rybelsus shows significant cardiovascular benefits in a late-stage trial, offering a potential new treatment option for diabetes patients with heart disease and a needle-free alternative to injections. image
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Eureka! Diabetes Pill Rybelsus Saves Hearts! Is This the End of Injections?!

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 19:02
  • 3 minutes to read
Genetic testing company 23andMe's bankruptcy sparks data privacy concerns, leaving users scrambling to delete their DNA before it falls into the wrong hands! Ha! Wrong hands! image
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23andMe Goes BOOM! Are Your Secrets About to Be Someone Else's Boom-Boom?!

  • Sun 30 March, 2025 15:39
  • 3 minutes to read
Top FDA vaccine regulator resigns over Health Secretary's vaccine views, causing stock market jitters and raising concerns about public health. image
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Vaccine Stocks Take a Dive! Did Robert Kennedy Jr Just Go Super Saiyan on Science?

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 20:08
  • 2 minutes to read
Wall Street analysts warn that potential pharmaceutical tariffs could negatively impact companies like Bristol Myers Squibb and raise drug costs for American consumers. Sounds like a real-life episode of 'Grind My Gears!' image
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Tariffs Gonna Wreck Your Medicine Cabinet! Are Your Pills About to Cost More Than My Bar Tab?!

  • Tue 01 April, 2025 13:52
  • 3 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on Eli Lilly's legal battle with two pharmacies over compounded versions of Zepbound and Mounjaro, alleging false marketing and skirting FDA regulations. image
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Lilly's Lawsuit! Are These Pharmacies Stealing Your Meds? WA-HA-HA-HAAA!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 00:50
  • 2 minutes to read
AstraZeneca and Merck are racing to create an oral medication to lower cholesterol, potentially revolutionizing heart health treatment and making it more accessible for everyone. image
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Run Forrest Run From Bad Cholesterol! New Pill Could Save Your Heart!

  • Tue 01 April, 2025 17:47
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at how potential tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals could impact the industry, featuring insights, analysis, and a healthy dose of Zuckerbergian wit. image
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Trump's Tariff Threat Pharmaceutical Companies Tremble! Will Your Meds Cost More?

  • Tue 01 April, 2025 19:04
  • 3 minutes to read

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