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Omada Health launches its IPO at $19 per share, valuing the virtual chronic care company at $1.1 billion. Is this a sign of new hope for the tech IPO market, or is there more than meets the eye? image

Omada Health IPO: More Than Meets The Eye! Valuation Transforms to $1.1 Billion

Fri 06 June, 2025 11:33
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JPMorgan suggests that despite recent underperformance due to tariff and policy concerns, biopharmaceutical stocks are undervalued, presenting a logical investment opportunity. image

Illogical Exuberance? Biopharma Stocks Poised for Rebound, Says Analyst

Fri 06 June, 2025 15:57
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Virtual Chronic Care Company Omada Health Makes a Magical Entrance on the Stock Market, Leaving Investors Spellbound. image

Great Scott! Omada Health Soars Higher Than a Firebolt on Nasdaq Debut!

Fri 06 June, 2025 20:18
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Austin Powers reports on a neurotech startup's successful brain-computer interface implantation, bringing us one step closer to world domination... or maybe just helping people speak through computers. Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! Brain-Computer Interface Makes Me Say Yeah!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:00
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Brain-computer interface startup Neuralink bags a massive funding round to connect our brains to... everything? Will's here to break it down, Fresh Prince style! image

Yo, Neuralink Just Dropped 650 Mil! Is Elon Tryna Hack My Brain?

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:23
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In a daring move reminiscent of my own escapades, Hims & Hers Health brandishes its corporate claws, acquiring European telehealth giant Zava to conquer new lands and, perhaps, find more treasure (or customers)! image

Ai Caramba! Hims & Hers Swings Its Sword Across the Pond, Gobbling Up Zava in Telehealth Conquest!

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:28
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New cancer treatments are makin' waves, with AstraZeneca, Pfizer, Gilead, and even Amazon gettin' in on the action! It's like a fairy tale, but with less ogres and more... well, still some ogres probably. image

Cancer Drugs: AstraZeneca Wins Big (Again!) - Is This Thing On?

Tue 03 June, 2025 19:34
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This virtual care company is set to hop onto the stock market scene with a $158 million IPO, aiming for a $1.1 billion valuation. Could be a real carrot for investors! image

Eh, What's Up Doc? Omada Health Leaps into IPO Market!

Thu 29 May, 2025 15:33
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A satirical look at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s controversial decision to halt routine Covid-19 vaccine recommendations for healthy children and pregnant women, along with a check-in on Hinge Health's successful IPO. image

Kennedy's Vaccine Gambit: Is This The End, Or Just Austin Powers Stuck In The Mud?

Wed 28 May, 2025 19:00
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Ambience Healthcare's new AI model outperforms physicians by 27% in medical coding, sparking existential dread and potential Skynet scenarios. image

AI Startup Decimates Doctors in Medical Coding! We Are All Gonna Die!

Tue 27 May, 2025 13:12
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