Yabba Dabba Doo Bristol Myers and Microsoft Team Up To Fight Lung Cancer with AI

Great Gazoo Tech: A Stone Age Look at Modern Medicine

Yabba Dabba Doo! It's Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock... well not really. I'm talking to you through this newfangled contraption called the 'internet'. But I gotta tell ya even a simple caveman like me can see that things are changing faster than Dino can scarf down a Bronto Burger. This here news about Bristol Myers Squibb and Microsoft teaming up? It's like something out of The Jetsons only it's happening right here in the Stone Age... I mean now. They're using this "A.I." thing – some kind of smart rock I reckon – to find lung cancer earlier. Seems mighty important to me. Maybe it can even help Wilma avoid all those darn cigarettes.

Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah: Decoding the AI Revolution in Healthcare

Now I don't understand all the fancy talk about algorithms and imaging platforms but the gist of it is they're using these smart machines to spot tiny problems in your lungs before they become big ones. It's like having a Great Gazoo in every doctor's office pointing out the things they might miss. And if that's not enough Eli Lilly and Nvidia are throwing a mountain of clams – I mean a billion dollars – at figuring out how to make new medicines faster with this A.I. gizmo. Sounds like Nvidia's Captain Huang Charts AI's Treasure Map: A Sea of Cash Flows Ahead. I'm tellin' ya this A.I. thing is gonna change everything. It's a whole new way of lookin' at things that can solve problems and quicken reasoning and come up with more keys to unlock more locks.

Cobenfy Conundrum: Will Fred's Investment Pay Off?

I've been holding onto this Bristol Myers stock like it's a winning lottery ticket. But this Cobenfy thing has been giving me the Bedrock blues. It's supposed to help folks with that schizophrenia thing but the results ain't been so great lately. Jim Cramer says he might ditch it for something better like Amgen Regeneron or Novartis. I don't know about all that fancy stuff but I do know I don't want to lose my shirt. Maybe I should ask Barney for some investment advice. Then again maybe not he's not exactly the smartest Dino in the swamp.

The Yabba Dabba Deal: Healthcare Stocks Back in Style

Jim Cramer says that all the big shots were excited about healthcare at some fancy meeting talkin' 'bout healthcare stocks makin' a comeback because that President Trump guy is makin' it easier to make deals. Seems like everyone's tryin' to get in on this A.I. thing even if they don't know what they're doin'. But hey if it makes the doctors smarter and the medicines better I'm all for it. This means that healthcare stocks will be bought as money comes out of the A.I. trade which I think is a great idea.

Hold On or Fold 'Em? Fred's Investment Dilemma

The big question now is whether I should stick with Bristol Myers or jump ship. Cramer thinks the stock could go up if Cobenfy does well in its trials but that could take a while. Too long maybe. Too risky. Maybe I should just stick to what I know: bowling and Bronto Burgers. But then again maybe this A.I. thing is the real deal. Maybe it's the future. And maybe just maybe Fred Flinstone should get in on the action. What to do what to do? I tell ya this is harder than explaining to Wilma why I need another bowling ball.

The Bedrock Bottom Line: A Caveman's Take on the Future

So there you have it folks. A.I. is coming to healthcare and it's gonna be Yabba Dabba Doo! I don't know what the future holds but I do know that things are changing. And whether you're a caveman a CEO or a Great Gazoo you gotta keep up with the times. Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go. Wilma's calling and she wants me to take out the garbage... again. Yabba Dabba Doo!