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Snoop Dogg breaks down Affirm's recent stock struggles, Klarna's IPO delay, and the overall vibe of the buy now, pay later market – fo shizzle! image
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Affirm Stock Plunges! Is the BNPL Party Over, Doggfather?

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 19:30
  • 3 minutes to read
As markets plunge amid tariff fears, experts warn against rash decisions. But can you trust anyone in this jungle? image
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Stock Market Bloodbath! Is Your Retirement Doomed?!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 18:40
  • 2 minutes to read
President Trump's new tariffs spark debate and historical head-scratching, with experts questioning his economic claims and potential impact on the U.S. economy. Is this a Steve Trevor level crisis?! image
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Trump's Tariff Time Warp! Did He Just Rewrite History or Just Make It Up?

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 18:40
  • 4 minutes to read
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s restructuring plan leads to significant job cuts at the Department of Health and Human Services, including the minority health office at CMS, raising concerns about healthcare disparities and the future of vital programs. Muahahaha! image
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10000 Jobs Gone From HHS?! Is This My Chance to Finally Achieve Global Domination!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 20:10
  • 3 minutes to read
President Trump grants TikTok another extension amidst ongoing negotiations with ByteDance and potential U.S. buyers, citing the need for 'more work' and reciprocal tariffs with China. image
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TikTok Saved By the Allspark! Trump Delays Ban, But Can Freedom Really Be Rolled Out?!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 19:51
  • 3 minutes to read
A comprehensive analysis of credit unions offering mortgage loans, highlighting the best options for various needs, from low rates to zero down payment programs. image
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Credit Unions Offering Mortgages?! Highly Illogical Rates Revealed!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 22:23
  • 2 minutes to read
Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer warns of economic turmoil as Trump's tariffs hit consumers and investors, leaving even tech giants like Microsoft feeling the heat. It's enough to make you reach for a Butterbeer! image
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Blimey! Even Muggles Are Feeling the Pinch! Is the Economy Going Voldemort on Us?!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 21:04
  • 3 minutes to read
SpaceX, ULA, and Blue Origin snag massive contracts from the U.S. Space Force, but SpaceX takes the lion's share, leaving competitors scrambling, hmm? image
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Space Race Victory! Musk's SpaceX Dominates Pentagon's $13.5 Billion Rocket Launch Bonanza!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 22:58
  • 2 minutes to read
A look at the recent market volatility caused by tariff concerns and a surprising bright spot: the potential resurgence of the housing market thanks to lower bond yields. image
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Is Trump's Tariff Tango Causing a Market Meltdown? Or Is Housing About to Boom!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 18:47
  • 4 minutes to read
Kim Kardashian weighs in on Howmet Aerospace's potential halt of shipments due to Trump's tariffs, exploring the potential impact on the luxury aerospace industry and, more importantly, her travel plans. image
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OMG Is Trump's Tariff War Gonna Ground My Private Jet?!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 22:50
  • 3 minutes to read

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