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Bender's take on the Iran Strait closure threats and the US ethane trade restrictions – spoiler alert: it's all about the Benjamins, baby! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Strait! Iran Strait Closure? More Like a Load of Scrap!

Mon 23 June, 2025 23:26
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Professor Dumbledore humorously critiques Tesla's robotaxi launch in Austin, highlighting its chaotic start and comparing it to past failed prophecies, while competitors like Waymo surge ahead. image

Tesla's Robotaxis Take a Wrong Turn: A Dumbledore Perspective

Mon 23 June, 2025 23:40
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Fanatics is launching a training program to prepare athletes for life after sports, teaching them the secrets to building empires and avoiding bankruptcy. image

Say Hello to My Little Empire: Fanatics Turns Athletes Into Business Moguls

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:22
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Fanatics launches a program to teach athletes how to build business empires after their playing days are over, ensuring they don't end up broke like some punks. image

Say Hello To My Little Empire: Fanatics Turns Jocks Into Moguls

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:22
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell's tumultuous week on Capitol Hill, facing pressure to lower interest rates from both political storms and internal mutiny. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Powell Walks the Plank Amidst a Tempest of Trump's Fury and Rate Cut Demands!

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:00
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris breaks down the Supreme Court's decision on expedited deportations with a roundhouse kick of truth. image

Supreme Court Messes with Texas... Now They Gotta Deal With Me!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:01
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Meta's quest to dominate the AI landscape hits a snag as its acquisition talks with Runway stall, but Zuck's still got a pocketful of dollars and a thirst for algorithms! image

Zuckerberg's Robo-Rumble: Meta's Bot Buyout Binge Fizzles!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:25
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Britney dives into the drama as Novo Nordisk dumps Hims & Hers over Wegovy knock-offs, leaving everyone saying 'Gimme More' gossip! image

Oops!...They Did It Again: Novo Nordisk and Hims & Hers Break Up! Toxic?

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:01
3 minutes to read

Michael Jordan gives his take on the recent performance of tech stocks, particularly Apple, amidst market volatility, tariffs, and the rise of AI, and whether investors should be worried or see opportunity. image

Is Apple Slipping? MJ Weighs In on Tech, Tariffs, and Whether It's Time to Fade That Jumper

Mon 23 June, 2025 19:48
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Amazon and other tech giants are eyeing AI to replace workers, but is it a threat or a chance to upgrade? Dom's got a few things to say about family... and the future. image

AI Job Apocalypse or Just a Tune-Up? Dom Torreto Weighs In

Mon 23 June, 2025 19:11
3 minutes to read