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Fred Flinstone reports on the market's recent nosedive, blaming it on Trump's tariffs and offering some (hopefully) solid advice, even if it sounds like Barney's telling it! image
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Yabba Dabba Dooomed? The Market's Gone to Bedrock!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Fred Flintstone analyzes the potential impact of President Trump's tariffs on the stock market, offering a comical yet cautious perspective on whether to buy, sell, or hold. image
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Yabba Dabba Doo or Yabba Dabba Don't! Will Trump's Tariffs Sink Our Savings?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Commerce Secretary Lutnick confirms the Trump administration's commitment to reciprocal tariffs despite a global stock market sell-off. Looks like someone needs a photon blast of reality! image
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Earth's Mightiest Trade War! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Cosmic Stock Panic!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Marvel reports on the Trump administration's unwavering commitment to tariffs despite a significant global stock market decline, raising questions about economic strategy and potential cosmic repercussions. image
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Global Markets MELTDOWN Thanks to Tariffs! Is Trump Channeling Ronan the Accuser?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Bitcoin takes a nosedive below $79,000 amidst global recession fears triggered by Trump's tariffs, with massive liquidations shaking the crypto world. Hulk not happy! image
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HULK SMASH BITCOIN! Crypto Market CRASHES After Trump Tariffs?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 22:21
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Apple gets the go-ahead to keep TikTok around for a bit longer, thanks to some fancy footwork from the Attorney General and some... interesting... tariff talk. image
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Yo Apple! TikTok's Still Swingin' in the App Store! What's Next?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 19:47
  • 2 minutes to read
White House Economic Council Director denies President Trump is intentionally causing a stock market crash, despite Trump sharing a video suggesting that he is. image
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Is Trump Intentionally CRASHING the Stock Market?! You Won't BELIEVE What His Advisor Said!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 18:57
  • 2 minutes to read
A growing measles outbreak in the US, particularly in Texas, is causing concern as cases and hospitalizations surge, disproportionately affecting unvaccinated communities and leading to preventable deaths. image
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Measles Outbreak TRIPLES?! Unvaccinated Child Tragically Dies! We Need To Talk!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 16:57
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Sophia Kanavos of Women's Power Series shares insights on building a successful conference and career by embracing authenticity and seeking support. image
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Sophia Kanavos Reveals the Secret to Success! Is Authenticity the Key?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 13:35
  • 3 minutes to read
Lionel Messi analyzes the recent stock market turmoil caused by Trump's tariffs, potential rate cuts, and what to watch out for in the coming week, injecting some humor and football analogies along the way. image
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Did Trump Just Dribble the Stock Market into a Bear Market?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 13:57
  • 4 minutes to read

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