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Little Caesars co-founder Marian Ilitch flies high on Forbes list, proving that with a little dough and a lot of heart, anyone can achieve super-success. image
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Holy Pizza, It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Marian Ilitch: Third Richest Self-Made Woman!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 13:05
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at the potential impact of the House tax and spending bill on healthcare, with millions of Americans at risk of losing coverage due to cuts in Medicaid and the Affordable Care Act. image
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Republicans Got Me Sweating! Millions Could Lose Health Coverage Thanks to This 'Beautiful' Tax Bill!

  • Fri 06 June, 2025 14:58
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Coco Gauff conquers her demons and Aryna Sabalenka to clinch her first French Open title, proving that family and never giving up are the strongest forces on any court. image
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Coco Gauff Triumphs in French Open Showdown: Family, Loyalty, and Clay!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 20:32
  • 3 minutes to read
President Trump's unconventional economic advice clashes with Federal Reserve's cautious approach, leaving markets in a state of perplexed amusement. image
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Bazinga! Trump Demands 'Rocket Fuel' Rate Cut, Powell Remains Unmoved (Predictably)

  • Fri 06 June, 2025 17:42
  • 3 minutes to read
MP Materials, the only rare earth mine in the US, is predicted to see a 32% stock increase due to geopolitical tensions with China, making it a strategic asset, and maybe even a fairytale ending! image
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Ogre-Sized Profits? MP Materials Digs Deep in Rare Earth Bonanza!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 12:15
  • 3 minutes to read
A satirical take on the Elon Musk-Donald Trump feud and its disastrous impact on Tesla, viewed through the eyes of yours truly, Iron Man. image
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Iron Man Reacts: Musk vs. Trump - Tesla's Wild Ride!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 15:00
  • 4 minutes to read
United Airlines and JetBlue partner up, promising more ways to earn and redeem points, leaving us wondering if this alliance is a Mockingjay of hope or just another Hunger Games. image
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May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor... for Cheaper Flights?

  • Thu 05 June, 2025 18:53
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at the week's major market events, including a surprisingly positive jobs report, the Trump-Musk social media war, trade talks with China, and the performance of CrowdStrike and Broadcom. image
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False Alarm! Recession Averted, Trump and Musk Feud Like Beet Farmers at a Convention

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 14:30
  • 3 minutes to read
A modular EV startup backed by Bezos aims to revolutionize affordability, but can they avoid the fate of other failed startups? Heisenberg weighs in with his signature blend of cynicism and expertise. image
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From Meth to Motors: Heisenberg's Take on Bezos' Budget EV Startup

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 14:57
  • 2 minutes to read
High-profile kidnappings targeting cryptocurrency executives spark security revolution. One family splits their bitcoin keys across four continents to avoid becoming the next victim. Giggity! image
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Giggity! Crypto Execs Scared Stiff: Kidnappings and Crypto Chaos!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 12:00
  • 4 minutes to read

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