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Amazon is leveraging AI to revolutionize the grocery business, turning it into a major profit center and enhancing Prime subscriptions. Sad for Walmart! image

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Amazon's Grocery Game Changer: AI Makes Everything TREMENDOUS!

Wed 25 June, 2025 10:34
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The bond market is acting like a clown while mortgage rates dance around 7%, leaving homebuyers and homeowners in a state of utter bewilderment. Time to stir the pot! image

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Why So Serious About Mortgage Rates? They're Just Playing Games!

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:08
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Data management firm Rubrik acquires AI startup Predibase, signaling a major move into the burgeoning artificial intelligence market. Prepare for AI that knows where you hid the Batmobile...or your spreadsheets. image

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Rubrik's Predibase Gambit: Data Backup Giant Bets Big on AI, Says 'I'm Batman!'

Wed 25 June, 2025 11:00
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Darth Vader analyzes the latest stock market news, highlighting the risers and fallers with a touch of Imperial wit. image

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The Force is Strong With These Stocks: A Dark Lord's Market Analysis

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:16
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$Barbie breaks down the latest Wall Street buzz, from Nvidia's 'math that works' to robotaxis and beyond – all with a sprinkle of glitter and a dash of sass! image$

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Wall Street's Wild Wednesday: Stocks Soar and Sink, Darling! (And My Take on It, Of Course!)

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:11
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Tesla's woes in Europe, as cheaper Chinese electric vehicles steal the show and Elon Musk's antics raise eyebrows. image

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Toss a Coin to Your BYD: Tesla Sales Tumble as Chinese EVs Conquer Europe

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:06
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Montgomery Burns reports on Meta's $10 billion data center in Louisiana, exploring the economic impact, tax breaks, and energy consumption, all while eyeing potential profits for Burns Energy. image

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Excellent! Meta's Data Fortress Rises in Louisiana, Courtesy of Burns Energy!

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:08
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NATO's ditching the 2% defense budget like Milhouse ditches dignity, aiming for a whopping 5% by 2035 to keep the Russkies and terrorists at bay. Ay, caramba! image

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Eat My Shorts, Putin! NATO's Crankin' Up the Krusty Bucks!

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:27
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GPS jamming in the Strait of Hormuz is causing chaos for shipowners, forcing vessels to reduce transits and sending freight rates soaring higher than Dragon's flame! image

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Strait of Hormuz Hullabaloo! GPS Jamming Makes Ships Go 'Doh-Key'!

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:57
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That metal-pushing company, AeroVironment, thinks it can build Trump's 'Golden Dome' missile defense. Bender's got thoughts... mostly about bending it to his will. image

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Bender's Guide to World Domination: One Golden Dome at a Time!

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:35
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