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Kim K. breaks down how tariff deals, Apple's India move, and drug stock drama are shaking up Wall Street – and whether it's time to invest (or just buy more SKIMS). image
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OMG! Is the Stock Market Finally My BFF?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:39
  • 3 minutes to read
A tongue-in-cheek look at how dividend investing can provide stability and emotional comfort in volatile markets, as explained by an excerpt from Jenny Van Leeuwen Harrington's book,
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Dividends The Secret Sauce To Sanity In A Bonkers Market Or Just Another Simulation Glitch?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:27
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Harvard University seeks a massive loan from Wall Street amidst federal funding threats over alleged antisemitism, mirroring a broader struggle among elite institutions. image
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Harvard's Great Escape! Will $750 Million Save It From Trump's Wrath?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:57
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Piper Sandler upgrades Wells Fargo, seeing a buying opportunity amid tariff concerns and a potential market rebound. Is it time to trust your gut and dive in? image
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Wells Fargo Stock A BUY?! A Survival Guide for Your Portfolio!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 16:16
  • 2 minutes to read
The U.S. Justice Department scraps its crypto enforcement team, shifting focus to terrorism and fraud, under President Trump's crypto-friendly policies, leading to market volatility. image
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Odin's Beard! Trump Just Did WHAT With Crypto?! You Won't Believe This!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 16:26
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Crude oil futures rebound slightly after significant losses fueled by fears of a global trade war triggered by President Trump's tariffs, with traders eyeing the upcoming OPEC+ meeting. image
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Crude Oil Prices Rise After Trump's Tariffs Cause Global Panic! Is This the End?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 14:40
  • 1 minutes to read
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man reports on Boeing's increased aircraft deliveries and order updates, swinging through the details with webs of wit and wisdom. image
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Boeing's Back!?! Spider-Man Investigates the Plane Maker's Latest Deliveries!

  • Tue 11 March, 2025 18:32
  • 2 minutes to read
Boeing's deliveries are up, but cancellations and Airbus are still looming – your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man investigates! image
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Boeing's Back in the Sky! Or Are They?! Spidey's Take!

  • Tue 11 March, 2025 18:32
  • 3 minutes to read
Trump's tariffs on Cambodian goods threaten their economy without bringing manufacturing back to the US. Bobby Axelrod weighs in with his signature wit and wisdom. image
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Trump's Tariff Tantrum Is Cambodia's Catastrophe! Will Americans Really Sew Sweatpants?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:53
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Bobby Axelrod dissects Trump's tariff war on Cambodia, revealing why it's more likely to hurt American consumers than bring jobs back home. Spoiler alert: someone's about to get shorted. image
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Trump Tariffs on Cambodia Axe Move or Economic Suicide?! Axe Capital Weighs In!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:53
  • 3 minutes to read

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