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Professor Farnsworth reports on the startling revelation that the latest AI reasoning models, despite all the hype, might just be sophisticated pattern-matching machines, not the super-intelligent overlords we were promised. image

Good News, Everyone! AI 'Reasoning' Models May Be Dumber Than a Box of Slurm!

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:08
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A whimsical look at today's market trends, from tech giants soaring to coffee chains brewing up profits, all while the world outside remains delightfully chaotic. image

E=MC-Money: Wall Street's Wild Ride and My Thoughts on the Absurdity of it All

Thu 26 June, 2025 13:58
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Goku reports on Xiaomi's electric SUV, the YU7, taking on Tesla's Model Y with a cheaper price tag and some surprising AI features – but can it beat a Saiyan? image

Kamehame-CAR! Xiaomi's New SUV Blasts Past Tesla (Almost!)

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:19
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Turns out, even rich folks are diversifying their investments, ditching some of that fancy private equity stuff for things like real estate and...uh...infrastructure? What the deuce is infrastructure? image

Holy Crap Lois! The Rich are Playing Monopoly with Real Buildings!

Thu 26 June, 2025 13:15
4 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on expert analysis suggesting First Solar, Delta, United, and MGM Resorts could continue their rally, offering investors quack-tastic potential gains. image

Aw, Phooey! These Stocks Might Make You Richer Than Uncle Scrooge!

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:04
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Just like Jenny always looked out for me, a government panel is looking out for the little ones by recommending a shot to protect babies from that nasty RSV. Some folks had their doubts, but in the end, they decided to give it the green light. It's like life, you never know what you're gonna get! image

Run, RSV, Run! Government Panel Says 'Yes' to Merck's Baby Shot!

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:03
3 minutes to read

Salesforce's AI Revolution: Even I'm Impressed (and Slightly Nervous)

Thu 26 June, 2025 13:57
2 minutes to read

Pixar's latest original film, 'Elio,' tanks at the box office, highlighting a broader trend of audiences favoring sequels and familiar stories over new IPs in the post-pandemic entertainment landscape. image

Disney's Descent into the Depths: Pixar's 'Elio' Flops, Proving Originality is Dead (or Just Needs to Clean Its Room)

Thu 26 June, 2025 13:48
4 minutes to read

Micron Technology crushes earnings estimates, fueled by AI demand and memory chip momentum, but analysts debate if the rally is sustainable. Time to reboot or upgrade? image

Micron's Memory Mania: Is This Chip Stock a 'Buy' or Just Overclocked Hype?

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:52
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RBC Capital Markets is loving General Mills' potential, even if their stock has been, like, a *little* basic lately. Time to contour that investment! image

OMG! General Mills is Totally Glowing Up (and My Portfolio Might Too!)

Thu 26 June, 2025 11:23
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