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Apple stock bounces back after a significant drop, regaining its position as a top company amidst broader tech recovery and trade war tensions. image

Apple's Wild Ride! Even I Couldn't Dribble Around That Drop!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:41
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Apple shares bounce back after a major dip, reclaiming its top spot and sparking a tech rally despite ongoing trade war tensions. Shishishi! image

Apple Stock Jumps Back Like Gear Fourth! Did Someone Say Meat!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:41
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Professor Farnsworth explains how Trump's tariffs won't immediately impact prices, but businesses might be jumping the gun, and the economic future is still uncertain, good news everyone! image

Good News Everyone Tariffs Arent Raising Prices Just Yet!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:43
2 minutes to read

President Trump's proposed tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals are causing drugmaker stocks to plummet, sparking concerns about increased drug costs, supply chain disruptions, and the potential impact on research and development. It seems even faster than the speed of light, changes are happening in the pharmaceutical industries. image

E equals MC... Oh No! Trumps Tariffs Threaten Drug Prices! Will We All Be Paying More to Stay Alive?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:51
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Drugmaker stocks take a nosedive as Trump's tariff threats loom, leaving everyone wondering if this is genius or just plain crazy. image

Trump's Pharma Tariffs a Boom or a Bust? You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:51
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Even with tariff concerns and market volatility, one bank sees a potential rebound for the stock market if trade tensions ease. image

Kamehame-HA! Will Trump's Tariffs DESTROY the Stock Market or Will it Power Up?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 16:08
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Peter Griffin reports on UBS's optimistic outlook on the stock market despite tariff concerns, mixed with Trump's social media reassurances and a CNBC Pro event invitation. image

Will Trump's Tariffs Tank Your Duff Supply!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 16:08
3 minutes to read

The bond market is experiencing unusual turmoil as yields spike and prices tumble, defying typical recession-era trends and raising concerns about the global economy. What's going on here?! image

Bond Market Meltdown! Is This the End of Easy Money?

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:58
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Forrest Gump reports on the bond market chaos, where rising yields and trade wars are making investors feel like a shrimp boat in a hurricane. image

Wall Street's Having a Meltdown! Is This the End of the World As We Know It?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:58
4 minutes to read

An analysis of how foreign countries selling U.S. mortgage-backed securities could impact the housing market, from the perspective of yours truly, Zuck. image

Is China About to Crash the Housing Market! My Take on Rising Mortgage Rates

Wed 09 April, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read