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Naruto Uzumaki reports on a crane collapse at SpaceX Starbase, raising questions about safety, government oversight, and maybe even a few space-time jutsu gone wrong! image

Believe It! SpaceX Crane Goes Kaboom! Is Elon Musk Channeling Orochimaru?

Thu 26 June, 2025 23:54
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President Trump woos working-class Americans with promises of tax cuts, but the Senate might just ruin everything, like when I accidentally ruined Lois's surprise party. image

Trump's 'One Big, Beautiful Bill': Is It Gonna Be as Good as a Giant Chicken Fight?

Thu 26 June, 2025 21:05
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Aw, phooey! Bill Moyers, News Legend, Kicks the Bucket! Quack!

Thu 26 June, 2025 21:37
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Circle's stock soars on stablecoin boom, while Ripple faces SEC setbacks. Plus, could you buy a house with Bitcoin soon? Life is full of surprises, like finding out shrimp isn't the only thing Bubba loved! image

Circle's Run, Ripple's Trouble, and Crypto in Your Pocket: Mama Always Said Crypto Was Like a Box of Chocolates!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:43
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Mark Zuckerberg weighs in on the potential preemptive naming of a new Federal Reserve chair, highlighting the risks to the Fed's independence and the US economy, with a sprinkle of Zuck-style satire. image

Zuck's Take: Trump, the Fed, and a Thousand Times NO!

Thu 26 June, 2025 21:52
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Nike grapples with tariff headwinds and inventory bloat, but sees a glimmer of hope for future growth despite a challenging fiscal quarter. The question remains; can they clean their room and get back on track? image

Nike's Fiscal Foot Fault: Will a Billion-Dollar Tariff Boot Send Them Running Backwards?

Thu 26 June, 2025 22:15
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The Trump administration loosens regulations on big banks, sparking debate over stability versus growth. Saul Goodman weighs in. image

Trump's Wall Street Shuffle: Is It Good, or is it Good?

Thu 26 June, 2025 19:57
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A look at the House and Senate proposals for the Child Tax Credit, revealing who gets the best deal and who's getting left behind. It's gonna be HUGE! image

Child Tax Credit Showdown: House vs. Senate – Who's Making America Great Again for Families?

Thu 26 June, 2025 17:38
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New research suggests AI 'reasoning' models might be as effective at problem-solving as a Grunt with a plasma grenade: disastrous. image

AI Reasoning Models: More Like Dumb Luck Than Smart Thinking?

Thu 26 June, 2025 18:50
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Joker analyzes how Nvidia, Broadcom, and Micron are set to dominate the AI landscape, turning the tech world upside down with their crazy plans for world domination... I mean, 'innovation'. image

Why So Serious About AI? Nvidia, Broadcom, and Micron's Hilarious Heist of the Future!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:04
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