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California Governor Gavin Newsom is suing Fox News for defamation, seeking $787 million in damages over alleged false statements about a phone call with former President Donald Trump. Time to dust off the Batarangs of justice. image
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Gotham State of Mind: Newsom Sues Fox News for Defamation – A Bat's Eye View

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 14:14
  • 2 minutes to read
The Supreme Court curtails the use of universal injunctions against presidential actions, handing a victory to the Trump administration and sparking dissent among liberal justices. image
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A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE COURTS: SUPREME COURT LIMITS JUDICIAL POWER, EMPEROR TRUMP CHEERS

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 14:27
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Citizens thinks Alphabet's AI moves are gonna make its stock price do the 'Yeah, baby, yeah!' all the way to $220! image
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Yeah Baby! Alphabet Stock Groovier Than My Mojo Thanks to AI, Says Citizens!

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 11:46
  • 2 minutes to read
A new report shows the ultra-wealthy are still splurging on luxury real estate with all-cash offers, while the merely affluent are pumpin' the brakes due to economic uncertainty and high interest rates. Word! image
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Yo, Check It! Ultra-Rich Ballers Still Throwin' Down Cash for Mansions While Regular Rich Folks Sweat the Interest Rates!

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 11:00
  • 4 minutes to read
Puss in Boots reports on the vanishing act of hotel minibars, replaced by modern magic like delivery apps and lobby treasures! image
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Adios, Mini-Bars! A Feline Farewell to Hotel's Tiny Temptations

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 12:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Donkey reports on Trump's plan to supercharge US energy for the AI revolution, tackling power grid bottlenecks and data center dilemmas! image
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AI-ight, America! Trump's Gonna Juice Up the Grid Like He Juices His... Well, You Know!

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 11:45
  • 3 minutes to read
World's largest EV battery maker, CATL, is swapping continents and batteries, aiming for European domination with its innovative tech. image
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Bite My Shiny Metal Battery: CATL's Electrifying Takeover of Europe!

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 12:13
  • 3 minutes to read
Germany raises concerns over DeepSeek's AI app, alleging unlawful data transfer to China and prompting potential EU-wide ban discussions. image
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DeepSeek's Data Drain: A Chinese Puzzle for Europe

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 12:07
  • 3 minutes to read
The world's tech titans are locked in a fierce kombat for quantum supremacy, but is this breakthrough tech a force for good or a harbinger of doom? image
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GET OVER HERE! Quantum Computing: The Next Battle in the Netherrealm of Tech!

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 12:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Jackie Chan analyzes Wall Street's latest stock moves, delivering a comedic and insightful report on who's kicking high and who's getting knocked out. image
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Wall Street Gets a Jackie Chan Style Beatdown: Stocks Upgraded, Downgraded, and Left Hanging From Chandeliers!

  • Fri 27 June, 2025 12:21
  • 3 minutes to read

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