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A temporary pause on tariffs brings a surge in global trade, but uncertainty lingers, especially concerning China and Mexico. Is this a real victory, or just a trick from Red Skull? image

Trade Truce or Trade Trap?! What's REALLY Happening with Tariffs?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:51
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Borat reports on the wild ride of the stock market, from CarMax's woes to Tesla's tumble, and even some crypto craziness! image

Is Your Portfolio Suffering More Than My Neighbor Nursultan Tuleyakbay's Goat?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 17:45
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Apple's stock takes a nosedive amidst Trump's tariff tango with China, sparking fears of sky-high iPhone prices. Will you need to sell your soul for the next gadget? image

Apple Stock Plummets! Is Your iPhone About To Cost a Gazillion Schmeckles?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:18
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The bond market sent a clear message to President Trump, forcing him to reconsider his tariff policies after a period of market turmoil and uncertainty. image

Trump Caves! Did the Bond Market Terminate His Tariff Plans?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:05
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Lionel Messi breaks down Thursday's stock market plunge, dissecting the impact of tariffs and AI on Broadcom, Apple, and other major players with a dash of humor. image

Did Trump Just Cost Me My Next iPhone?! Stock Market Chaos Explained!

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:23
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Luffy reports on how Trump's tariffs are making the oil market as unpredictable as the Grand Line, leaving producers scratching their heads and investors feeling seasick! image

Shishishi! Trump's Trade War?! More Like Treasure Hunt Gone Wrong!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:18
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the volatile tech market, Apple's rollercoaster ride, and the potential impact of tariffs. Oh, and some doomsday predictions, naturally. image

Good News Everyone! Is This the End of Apple?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:42
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Morgan Stanley bets on Nvidia's AI dominance amidst tariff turbulence, predicting significant stock gains despite market volatility. Are we on the verge of a technological singularity... or just a really smart toaster? image

Nvidia Stock Soars Like a Rocket! Is AI the New Theory of Relativity?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:47
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Jinx here, reporting live from the chaos! Inflation's doing the cha-cha, tariffs might ruin everything, and eggs are suddenly worth more than gold. Buckle up, buttercups! image

Inflation Rollercoaster! Will Tariffs Wreck the Party or is it All Just a Big Kaboom?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:51
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Global bond yields bounce back after Trump's tariff policy rollercoaster, leaving investors both relieved and bewildered. Is this peace... or just the eye of the storm? image

Trump's Tariff Kamehameha! Did He Just Save the World (Bond Market)?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:57
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