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Economists predict that President Trump's tariff policies will lead to increased consumer prices by the summer, potentially impacting household budgets and even my access to the finer things in life. image

Oh My God Tariffs are Going to Ruin My Bloody Marys! Higher Prices are Coming!

Thu 10 April, 2025 17:32
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A new survey reveals that Americans across all income levels are feeling the financial squeeze, with inflation, high interest rates, and economic uncertainty creating widespread anxiety and hardship. image

Screw You Guys Im Broke! The Vibecession is Real and Its Pissing Me Off!

Thu 10 April, 2025 17:57
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Yautja warrior analyzes Earth's volatile stock market, finding both amusement and concern in its chaotic dance of gains and losses. image

Market Roars Then Dies! Is This The End Times For Human Finance?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:51
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Projected Social Security cost-of-living adjustment for 2026 is alarmingly low, but tariffs might stir things up. Could inflation be the only thing that saves us? image

Social Security COLA 2026 The Xenomorph of Bad News is Here!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:27
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State Farm seeks a rate hike in California to recover from wildfire losses, but faces scrutiny and opposition as the state's insurance market teeters on the brink. image

A Great Fire! Will State Farm Sink Like the Titanic in California?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:05
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The Trump administration is shaking up the federal student loan system, potentially impacting millions of borrowers by altering repayment plans, ending loan forgiveness for some, and narrowing eligibility for Public Service Loan Forgiveness. image

Triforce of Trouble! Trump's Student Loan Changes Could Ruin Your Rupees!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:23
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Netflix's stock performance is under scrutiny as it approaches its earnings report, with analysts pointing out its resilience compared to other tech stocks but also highlighting a potential bearish pattern. Will it be a 'buy-the-dip' moment or a sign of more trouble ahead? image

Mama Mia! Is Netflix About to Jump Like a Super Star or Fall Down a Bottomless Pit?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 17:16
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Lara Croft analyzes the recent cryptocurrency downturn, blending historical resilience with a dash of tomb raiding humor. image

Bitcoin Plummets! Is This the End of Crypto as We Know It?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:09
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Fred Flinstone reports on the US Dollar's recent tumble, blaming it all on that modern stone-age stuff and maybe a little bit on a certain orange-haired fella. image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Is the Dollar Doing a Dino Dive?

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:48
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Wealthy investors remained calm during recent market volatility, using it as an opportunity for tax-loss harvesting, estate planning, and even a little strategic buying, according to wealth management executives. image

Did the Rich REALLY Do Nothing During the Market Mayhem?! You Won't Believe What They Were Actually Up To!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:03
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