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Saul Goodman breaks down how China's grip on rare earth minerals is causing chaos in the auto industry and what can be done about it. Better call Saul! image

China's Rare Earth Monopoly: A Real 'Breaking Bad' Situation for Automakers!

Sat 28 June, 2025 12:00
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Everyone's talking about stablecoins, even the Fake News. They're the future, maybe. We'll see what happens. image

Stablecoins Are HUGE, Folks! The Best Way to Make America Rich Again!

Sat 28 June, 2025 12:00
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Darth Vader analyzes Gen Alpha's spending habits and offers strategies to instill financial responsibility, before they end up on the dark side. image

The Alpha Generation's Spending Spree: A Sith Lord's Guide to Financial Control

Sat 28 June, 2025 06:20
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Jim Cramer breaks down the week ahead, from labor reports to beer sales, and even throws some shade at past market freakouts. Turns out, patience is still a virtue, even on Wall Street. image

Yo, Cramer's Market Moves Got Me Sippin' on Some Financial Truth Tea!

Fri 27 June, 2025 22:57
2 minutes to read

CNBC's Jim Cramer refuses to surrender his affection for Apple, despite its current challenges, hinting at a potential buying opportunity if the stock dips further. image

Ay Caramba! Jim Cramer Bets His Nine Lives on Apple Comeback!

Fri 27 June, 2025 22:40
3 minutes to read

Donkey reports on the Federal Reserve's 'stress tests' for banks, which seem less stressful than finding a parking spot at Duloc. image

Stress Test? More Like a Spa Day for Big Banks! Donkey's Take!

Fri 27 June, 2025 22:22
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California Governor Gavin Newsom is suing Fox News for defamation over misleading statements about a phone call with Donald Trump, seeking damages mirroring the Dominion settlement. Looks like someone's getting Bender's patented shiny metal justice! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Lawsuit: Newsom Sues Fox News for a Cool $787 Million!

Sat 28 June, 2025 00:03
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Financial guru Ric Edelman flips the script, urging investors to pump up their crypto holdings to a whopping 40%. Is this a fatality for traditional investing, or a scorpion's sting in disguise? image

GET OVER HERE! Crypto Kingpin Says Crank It to 40% or Face My WRATH!

Fri 27 June, 2025 21:22
3 minutes to read

Nvidia's stock is soaring higher than my ego after a successful alien invasion, making them the top dog in the tech world again! image

Nvidia's Stock Blows Past $3 Trillion! Hail to the King, Baby!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:00
2 minutes to read

Jim Cramer advises investors to purchase Boeing stock amidst a tragic crash, while analysts predict significant cash flow increases, sparking debate and raising ethical questions, as seen through the eyes of Daenerys Targaryen. image

Boeing's Wings of Fire: Cramer Says 'Buy' Despite Disaster, A Dragon Queen's Decree

Fri 27 June, 2025 19:05
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