Fred Flinstone ready to tackle the stock market with his Stone Age savvy.
Fred Flinstone ready to tackle the stock market with his Stone Age savvy.

Yabba Dabba Doo The Market's Back

Alright folks Fred Flinstone here your Stone Age stock guru. "Mad Money's" back after being sidelined by those slippery Winter Olympics. Time to dust off the ol' abacus and see what Jim Cramer's cookin' for the week. Cramer says he's been watching the Middle East situation closer than Wilma watches me when I'm near the bronto crane at the quarry. All this talk about tensions with Iran… makes me wanna hide under the boulder! But business is business so let's see if we can find some shiny pebbles in this rocky market.

Home Depot and Those Pesky ICE Arrests

Tuesday's the day and first up is Home Depot. Now Cramer's worried 'bout those ICE arrests scaring away customers. Seems like goin' after folks lookin' for work ain't good for business yabba dabba doo! But he's also lookin' at interest rates hopin' they come down faster than Dino when he sees a big bone. Then there's Workday. Apparently these whippersnappers think AI agents are gonna replace all those hard working employees. Makes me think of that darn robot maid Wilma almost got – Rosey! She almost put me out of a job around the house. For more market insights see Netflix Sharpening Claws An All Cash Conquest of Warner Bros Discovery.

Nvidia The Rock Star of Tech

Wednesday is a big one Cramer calls it a "fulcrum" day. Sounds fancy. Seems Nvidia's gonna tell us how much they're rakin' in. He thinks Nvidia's the king of the hill in the tech world. Even though folks at Alphabet and Amazon are buildin' their own chips Nvidia's still sellin' them like hot cakes at the Water Buffalo Lodge. I still think rock is better Yabba Dabba Doo.

Salesforce Crushed Like a Stone

Then there's Salesforce another one Cramer's got his eye on. He says it's been crushed harder than my toes after a shift at the quarry. Seems these AI agents are makin' folks think the old software is gonna go the way of the dodo bird. He says even Marc Benioff better be ready to wrangle up some bears yabba dabba doo.

TJX and the Close Out Bonanza

Cramer's also chattering about TJX the discount store. Says they're swimmin' in close out merchandise. Sounds like a good place to pick up a new leopard skin tunic for Wilma without breakin' the bank. He figures Lowe's will probably do better than Home Depot this time. But Home Depot's got the pros on their side so who knows? Seems like these two are always arguin' more than me and Barney Rubble!

CoreWeave and Dell's Data Center Duel

Thursday brings Qnity Electronics a winner Cramer's trimmed a bit off of. Plus CoreWeave and Dell are in the spotlight. CoreWeave that data center outfit is givin' everyone the jitters. Then Dell's got folks worryin' 'bout memory prices slowing them down. Cramer hates bettin' against Michael Dell. After all he's as reliable as my bowling arm yabba dabba doo.


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