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Elon Musk slams President Trump's tax-and-spending bill, calling it a 'disgusting abomination' and predicting massive deficit increases. But I know better, believe me! image
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Elon's Meltdown: He Says My Bill is 'Disgusting'! SAD!

  • Tue 03 June, 2025 20:51
  • 2 minutes to read
A twisted take on Trump's steel tariffs, EU's fury, and the UK's temporary escape – all through the eyes of Gotham's favorite clown. image
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Why So Serious About Steel? Trump's Tariff Tantrum Rattles the World!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 09:13
  • 3 minutes to read
Darth Vader reports on Wedbush's new AI-focused ETF, a potential Death Star for your portfolio or just another Alderaan? image
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The IVES ETF: Use the AI, Luke... and Invest!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 09:55
  • 2 minutes to read
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's anxiety and fear of failure are major drivers of his success, says biographer, revealing a surprising truth about one of the world's most successful CEOs. image
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Nvidia's Jensen Huang: Is Fear of Failure the Secret Ingredient to a 3.4 Trillion Dollar Success Story? Barbie Investigates!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 14:13
  • 3 minutes to read
Geralt of Rivia investigates the truth behind credit scores, debt, and why paying bills on time might not be enough to save you from the Wild Hunt of financial ruin. image
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Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, Oh Valley of Debt! Credit Score Myths Debunked

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 12:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Montgomery Burns, your friendly neighborhood billionaire, navigates the treacherous waters of cruise insurance to ensure your fortune remains intact, even when vacationing with the commoners. image
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Excellent! Burns' Guide to Cruise Insurance: Don't Let the Sea Steal Your Millions!

  • Sun 01 June, 2025 04:15
  • 3 minutes to read
D'oh! Experts say Apple and Samsung might not be so awesome this year because of tariffs and stuff. Huawei's laughing all the way to the bank, man! image
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Eat My Shorts, Apple and Samsung! Tariff Trouble Slashes Phone Growth!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 11:35
  • 2 minutes to read
Nissan's new CEO, Ivan Espinosa, is facing a 'yeah, baby, yeah!' sized challenge to revive the struggling automaker amidst sales slumps, EV transitions, and global competition. Can he bring the company back from 'un-groovy' to 'totally shagadelic'? image
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Groovy Baby! Nissan's Got a Mojo Crisis and Needs a Shagadelic Turnaround!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 10:11
  • 2 minutes to read
The Social Security Administration is movin' faster than Carlton at a Tom Jones concert, processin' benefits and sendin' out retro payments thanks to the Social Security Fairness Act. Time to celebrate with some Bel-Air style cash! image
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Yo, Social Security's Gettin' Jiggy Wit It! Big Payouts Headin' Your Way!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 10:08
  • 3 minutes to read
Whispers of opportunity are swirling in Europe's private equity circles, as investors eye undervalued assets and political shifts, but skepticism lingers amidst the paella of opinions. image
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Europe's Private Equity Revival: Is the Old Continent Finally Sexy Again?

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 13:30
  • 4 minutes to read

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