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Federal layoffs, spearheaded by Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency, coincide with a labor market slowdown, creating a perfect storm for white-collar workers. image

DOGE Days Are Here: Musk's Layoffs Meet a Cooling Job Market, and It's Not Just the Feds Feeling the Chill

Wed 02 July, 2025 19:41
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Saul Goodman breaks down Trump's new trade agreement with Vietnam, complete with tariffs, transshipping, and a whole lotta 'winning'. image

Trump Strikes a YUGE Deal with Vietnam: Is This Good?

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:27
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Microsoft announces significant layoffs, sparking debate over whether AI is to blame or if it's simply a matter of corporate cost-cutting in a dynamic marketplace. image

Microsoft's Layoffs: Blame AI or Corporate Greed? The Dark Knight Investigates

Wed 02 July, 2025 18:27
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Darth Vader analyzes the Senate's spending bill, its impact on student loans, and why the Force is not with borrowers on the SAVE plan. image

The Senate's Megabill: A Disturbance in the Student Loan Force

Wed 02 July, 2025 16:56
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Ethereum-related stocks are surging as interest in stablecoins and tokenization reignites, proving that even crypto can have a 'totally fantastic' makeover. image

Ethereum's Comeback: From Zombie Fund to Total Dreamhouse?

Wed 02 July, 2025 18:00
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Bank of America predicts a trillion-dollar market for autonomous vehicles, highlighting key players and investment opportunities in this rapidly evolving sector. Prepare for robotaxis, self-driving trucks, and maybe even a Golem-driven cart someday… image

Autonomous Vehicles: Toss a Coin to Your Robotaxi? Bank of America Says 'ChatGPT Moment' is Here!

Wed 02 July, 2025 18:17
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The Chase Sapphire Reserve card gets a boost with a massive welcome bonus and travel perks, proving it's not just a card, it's a weapon of financial awesomeness! image

Chuck Norris Approved: Chase Sapphire Reserve Unleashes Roundhouse Kick of Rewards!

Wed 02 July, 2025 14:29
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Leela reports on Jim Cramer's take on the market, trade deals, and whether or not to panic buy Planet Express stock (spoiler: always a good idea). image

Good News Everyone! Cramer Says the Economy Might Not Be as Doomed as Zoidberg's Career!

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:43
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AI-powered virtual YouTubers like Bloo are rising in popularity, raising questions about the future of content creation, creativity, and what it means to be human in the digital age. image

Wake Up, Sheeple: AI YouTubers Are Here, and They're Taking Over the Matrix!

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:22
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JPMorgan says Qifu Technology is a good investment opportunity, with potential for robust returns and significant growth. Duke Nukem agrees... what is not to like about money? image

Hail to the King, Baby! Qifu Tech is Ready to Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass(ets)!

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:30
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