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Cristiano Ronaldo breaks down the day's biggest market movers, from solar energy gains to crypto surges and Robinhood's rollercoaster ride, with a touch of his signature flair. image

Siii! CR7's Market Mania: Solar Soars, Crypto Climbs, and Robinhood Robbed!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:16
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Ferguson (FERG) rebounds from a rough patch with improved financials, exciting investors and signaling bullish momentum. Is this the right time to invest? Let's find out! image

GOOOOOOOAL! Ferguson Enterprises Scores a Comeback, Leaving Bears in the Dust!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:48
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Luffy reports on the almost-but-not-quite-disaster of potential Vietnam tariffs, wondering if it's treasure or just a tricky mirage on the Grand Line! image

Shishishi! Trump's Tariff Tumble: Vietnam Trade Deal? Meat on the Bone or Just a Bone?

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:53
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the near-death experience of Trump's megabill, its implications for the future, and why you should probably start hoarding Slurm. image

Good News Everyone! Trump's Megabill Barely Squeaks By, May Cause Societal Implosion

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:59
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After a long drought, the tech IPO market shows signs of life, bringing much-needed relief to venture capitalists. But is this just a flash in the pan, or a sustainable trend? I, for one, am quite curious. image

E=MC IPOs: Is Silicon Valley's Startup Party Finally Reigniting?

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:36
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Jinx here, reporting live from the chaos zone! Turns out, the government's been on a hiring spree while some other jobs are going KABOOM! Let's blow this story wide open! image

GOVERNMENT JOB GROWTH: Another Day, Another Boom! (Kaboom?)

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:45
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Harry Potter dives into the Muggle world of finance, finding surprising similarities between Gringotts and Wall Street, with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of sarcasm. image

Accio Stocks! Potter's Ponderings on Potions, Profits, and Predictable Portfolios!

Thu 03 July, 2025 13:08
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New teams join the WNBA in Cleveland, Detroit, and Philadelphia, sparking excitement and long-term investment hopes, even as profit remains a distant dream. image

WNBA Expands its Empire: More Teams, More Hope, More Future?

Thu 03 July, 2025 14:10
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A new study reveals that Gen Z and young Millennials are surprisingly okay with being back in the office, but they're not afraid to demand career growth and ditch companies that aren't 'loyal, hun.' image

OMG! Young Workers Are Totally Back in the Office! Like, What?

Thu 03 July, 2025 14:04
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A congressional report suggests that tariffs are inflating the cost of your summer cookout. I, Elon Musk, investigate... sort of. image

Fourth of July Inflation: Is Your BBQ About to Cost More Than a Spaceship?

Thu 03 July, 2025 13:00
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