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Trump's conversation with Putin raises eyebrows as the U.S. halts some Ukraine aid, leaving everyone wondering: Who's really cooking here? image

Stay Out of My Territory: Trump, Putin, and a Very Heisenbergian Pause in Ukraine Aid

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:35
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Quagmire Reports: CoreWeave gets the first taste of Nvidia's Blackwell Ultra, and things are heating up faster than my dating life! image

Giggity! Nvidia's New Chip Has Me Feeling...Intelligent?

Thu 03 July, 2025 16:31
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Ilya Sutskever reclaims the CEO throne at Safe Superintelligence after Meta's failed acquisition and Daniel Gross's departure, promising to keep the AI startup independent and focused on safe superintelligence. Like, good luck with that, you'll need it! image

Blast Off! Sutskever Takes the Helm at Safe Superintelligence After Meta's AI Power Grab Fails!

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:08
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Investors are bracing for tariff deadlines, but I, Eric Cartman, plan to cash in anyway. Even if it means the economy goes to hell. image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting Rich! Trump's Tariff Shenanigans and My Stock Portfolio

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:30
2 minutes to read

Earthlings report unexpected job growth, delaying the inevitable interest rate cut and my hunting pleasure. Government hiring saves the day, for now… image

Bloodbath Averted: Humans Continue to Breed… Jobs, That Is!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:22
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Ripley reports on the political squabble over Trump's massive tax and spending bill, with cuts that could leave millions feeling like they're facing a Xenomorph. image

Trump's "One Big, Beautiful Bill" Sparks Galactic-Sized Controversy: Another Day, Another Chainsaw Massacre?

Thu 03 July, 2025 18:19
2 minutes to read

The S&P 500 is breaking records, the job market is booming, and even Jim Cramer is feeling good! Let's dive into the stock market madness with a MrBeast twist. image

To the Moon! Stock Market Soars Higher Than My Subscriber Count (Almost)!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:18
4 minutes to read

The S&P 500 hits record highs, but Delta Air Lines lags behind. Is it a hidden gem or a chump? image

Believe It! S&P 500 Soars Like My Rasengan, But Delta's Stuck in the Mud!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:35
2 minutes to read

Pokimane breaks down the new tax bill and how it might just give the wealthy a 'W' while the rest of us are still trying to figure out 'what's good.' image

Trump's Tax Bill: Is It 'Just Chatting' or a Real Buff for the Rich?

Thu 03 July, 2025 16:15
3 minutes to read

Black entrepreneurs gear up for Essence Festival amidst economic uncertainty, aiming to connect with core customers and drive economic change through collective spending and strategic investment. image

Essence Fest is Black Friday: Cracking the Code to Economic Power in 2024

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:00
5 minutes to read