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Geralt of Rivia reports on the strange phenomenon of humans panic-buying cars amidst tariff threats, a situation stranger than a noonwraith in broad daylight. image

Tariffs Driving Car Sales Bonanza or Impending Doom! A Witcher's Take!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:27
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JPMorgan Chase escalates its pursuit of customers who exploited the 'infinite money glitch,' now targeting smaller sums and considering challenges to bankruptcy filings. image

Excellent JPMorgan Chase Sues Customers Over Infinite Money Glitch! Are YOU Next?

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:19
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Japan's economic advisor hints at strategic moves, including leveraging U.S. Treasury holdings and defense spending, in upcoming trade negotiations with the United States, leaving observers cautiously optimistic. image

Get Over Here and Read This! Japan's Secret Weapon in Trade War Revealed!

Wed 16 April, 2025 04:32
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Jackie Chan gives his take on the £5 billion lawsuit against Google in the UK, accusing them of abusing their search engine dominance and overcharging advertisers. It's a showdown of epic proportions! image

Holy Mama Mia Google in Hot Water Again! Can They Handle the Heat?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:14
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Jim Cramer says CVS and Dollar General are thriving as competitors falter, but Ace Ventura has his own unique take. image

CVS and Dollar General Last Men Standing?! Is This Really Happening?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:49
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Mr. Bean reports on ASML's recent financial hiccup, tariff troubles, and what it all means for his toast-making machine. image

Chips Down! Disaster for Dutch Company! Teddy Needs a New Semiconductor!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:02
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Germany unleashes a massive stimulus package, promising lucrative opportunities for investors in tech, industrials, and autos. But is it real, or just another layer of the Matrix? image

Germany's Fiscal Matrix Reloaded! Will You Take the Blue Pill or the Green?

Wed 16 April, 2025 07:25
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ASML, the Dutch chip equipment maker, faces order slowdown amid U.S. trade tariff uncertainty, causing investor jitters and potential revenue impacts. image

ASML's Chip Sales TANKING Thanks to TRUMP's Trade War?! Come Get Some!

Wed 16 April, 2025 08:06
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A deep dive into how the rise of AI data centers is impacting electricity costs for consumers in the U.S. and U.K., and what can be done about it. image

Is AI Stealing Your Electricity! The Shocking Truth About Data Centers!

Wed 16 April, 2025 05:06
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The Japan Fair Trade Commission (JFTC) issues a cease and desist order against Google for anti-competitive practices regarding search services on Android devices. image

Google Slammed in Japan! Did They REALLY Think They Could Get Away With This?

Wed 16 April, 2025 04:27
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