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A devastating flash flood in central Texas leaves dozens dead or missing, including children from a summer camp, raising questions about preparedness and warning systems. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man investigates. image
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Texas-Sized Tragedy: Was Anyone Actually Ready for This Flood?

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 08:14
  • 3 minutes to read
A devastating flash flood in central Texas leaves dozens dead and missing, including children from a summer camp, sparking questions about preparedness and warnings. image
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Holy Flash Flood, Batman! Texas Turns into Waterworld Nightmare!

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 08:14
  • 3 minutes to read
Bobby Axelrod dissects the modern CEO's tightrope walk through geopolitical storms, tech tremors, and the ever-present threat of government interference. Hint: It's all about agility, AI, and not being a goddamn dinosaur. image
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Axelrod's Take: CEO Survival in the Age of Chaos – Adapt or Die, Motherfuckers

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 07:23
  • 4 minutes to read
Bobby Axelrod dissects the evolving role of CEOs, from navigating geopolitical storms to embracing AI, with a healthy dose of cynicism and a side of 'What's the point of having fuck you money if you can't say fuck you?' image
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Adapt or Die: The New CEO Playbook, According to Axe

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 07:23
  • 3 minutes to read
Saul Goodman breaks down the upcoming US-EU trade deadline and the OPEC seminar, with a dash of legal maneuvering and a whole lot of 'Better Call Saul' style commentary. image
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Tariff Tango and Oil Oligarchs! Uncle Sam's Trade Deadline Shenanigans!

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 07:24
  • 3 minutes to read
Tariffs loom, OPEC meets, and I, Saul Goodman, have the solution... probably. A humorous take on the latest financial news. image
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EU Trade Deal on the Brink? Let's Hope They Call Saul!

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 07:24
  • 3 minutes to read
A devastating flash flood in central Texas leaves dozens dead or missing, including many children. We're on it, folks, the best people are helping! image
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Texas Flood: A Total Disaster, Sad. We'll Make It Great Again!

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 02:01
  • 2 minutes to read
Deadly floods in Texas leave dozens missing, including children from a summer camp, prompting massive rescue efforts and questions about preparedness. Time to activate the Halo ring? image
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Texas Flood: Send Help... and Maybe an Ark!

  • Sat 05 July, 2025 23:10
  • 3 minutes to read
A new tropical storm named Chantal is brewing off the US coast, threatening the Carolinas with heavy rainfall and potential flooding, enough to make even a Witcher consider a bath. image
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Chantal's Howling Gale: Carolinas Brace for a Witch's Brew of Rain and Trouble

  • Sat 05 July, 2025 21:53
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Mark Green's departure shrinks the GOP's already pathetic House majority, leaving Speaker Johnson in a pickle. Smithers, fetch me my smelling salts! image
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Excellent! Republican Exodus: A Burns' Eye View of Congress Crumbling

  • Sat 05 July, 2025 22:08
  • 2 minutes to read

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