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A tragic flash flood in Central Texas claims at least 67 lives, including children, prompting rescue efforts, prayers, and questions about preparedness. image
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Good News Everyone! Texas Flash Floods Claim Dozens, Leaving Survivors in Dire Straits!

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 17:35
  • 3 minutes to read
Young tennis star Ben Shelton uses on-court plea to extend his sister's Wimbledon visit, proving even investment bankers can't resist a bit of ducky charm! image
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Aw, Phooey! Ben Shelton Convinces Sister's Boss to Extend Wimbledon Stay!

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 15:53
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Central Texas reels from catastrophic floods, leaving dozens dead and many still missing, as rescue efforts continue and questions arise about preparedness. image
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Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get: Texas Floods Devastate Camps

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 16:17
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Treasury Secretary Bessent drops a tariff bombshell, setting an August 1st deadline for trade agreements. Are we about to enter a new era of global commerce, or is this just another plot twist in the ongoing Trump trade saga? image
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Tariff Tango: Will They Dance or Fall Flat on August 1st?

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 16:16
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Gordon Ramsay critiques common phrases that make you sound like a judgmental idiot and offers some sharp alternatives. It's raw, it's honest, and it's bloody brilliant! image
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ARE YOU A DONKEY? Stop Saying These Phrases (Before I Lose My Bloody Mind!)

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 13:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Tha Doggfather breaks down why Bitcoin is set to reach new heights in the second half of the year, thanks to corporate buys, ETF love, and maybe even Uncle Snoop's influence. image
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Fo Shizzle, Bitcoin's 'Bout to Drizzle: Snoop Dogg Predicts Major Crypto Boom!

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 13:01
  • 2 minutes to read
Top Wall Street analysts recommend Dell, Trade Desk, and Amazon as strong buys, citing growth opportunities and resilient performance. Get ready to lock and load your portfolio! image
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Wall Street's Top Guns Bet Big: Rambo's Guide to Stocks That Won't Leave You Behind!

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 12:58
  • 3 minutes to read
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Dr. Doom's Gloomy Forecast: Is the U.S. Economy About to Face Ares?

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 12:55
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A Texas summer camp is hit by devastating floods, leaving dozens dead and missing, and Doctor Evil is, naturally, not entirely unsympathetic but mostly self-absorbed. image
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Raging Floodwaters Devastate Texas Camp: I Blame Austin Powers!

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 14:09
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A Vulcan analysis of Tropical Storm Chantal's impact on North and South Carolina, where heavy rains and potential flooding are deemed...suboptimal. image
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Illogical Weather Pattern: Tropical Storm Chantal Threatens Carolinas

  • Sun 06 July, 2025 11:22
  • 2 minutes to read

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