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Eric Cartman reports on the looming trade war between the US and China, where Trump wants high-tech stuff and China's all like, 'Respect my authoritah!' image

Screw You Guys, I'm Building a Trade War! Cartman's Take on Trump vs. China

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:09
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CNBC's Jim Cramer channels my inner Xenomorph-fighting spirit to dissect the AI threat to human jobs, and it ain't pretty. image

AI Apocalypse Now: Cramer Warns of Job Carnage and Corporate Greed

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:00
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Reports indicate rising investor anxiety over potential U.S. debt struggles, leading to increased insurance purchases against default, yet experts suggest this reflects political concerns rather than imminent financial doom. image

A Shadow of Doubt? Investors Eye U.S. Debt with Wary Insurance, But Fear Not, For Now!

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:49
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A post-market dive into Nvidia's triumph, chip stock woes, and the surprising resilience of Foot Locker – plus, why even Bitcoin is going mainstream, Hylia be praised! image

Hyrule Hears: Nvidia Soars While Chip Stocks Stumble Like a Bokoblin!

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:42
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Mario dives into the after-hours trading results, where Nvidia jumps like a super mushroom, HP takes a dive, and other companies have their own adventures! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on the Stock Market Kingdom! Wa-hoo!

Wed 28 May, 2025 22:14
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Nvidia faces massive revenue loss in China due to export restrictions, CEO Jensen Huang expresses concerns, but Lara Croft sees an opportunity for global adventure. image

Nvidia's China Crisis: Huang Says 'No!' to Billions, I Say 'Adventure!'

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:13
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Federal Court Slaps Down Trump's Tariff Tantrum, Says He Went Too Far! Yabba Dabba Doo... or Don't? image

Yabba Dabba DON'T! Judges Tell Trump: You Can't Just Tariff Like a Dino!

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:23
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U.S. Bank card unavailability on CNBC Select leads to a discussion on navigating 0% APR credit cards, managing debt, and the importance of personal responsibility in financial planning. image

Taming the Credit Card Chaos: A Petersonian Guide to 0% APR Cards and Personal Responsibility

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:37
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Salesforce zaps expectations with solid earnings, a mega-deal with Informatica, and some AI Agent action, all while Agent J keeps an eye on the bigger picture. image

Salesforce's Galactic Gains: Agent J's Take on Earth's Latest Tech Buzz

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:50
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Pension fund leaders raise concerns about Elon Musk's focus and Tesla's declining performance, demanding more of his time and attention. image

Tesla's in a Spin: Is Elon Driving It Into the Ground?

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:57
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