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Dell pledges to match government funds for employee newborns' savings accounts, while other CEOs offer support but not matching funds, for the proposed 'Trump Accounts' program. image

One THOUSAND Dollars! Muhahaha! Dell Joins Forces with...Trump? For Baby Savings Accounts!

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:15
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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes the recent performance of semiconductor stocks, cautioning about potential pullbacks and uncertain futures, much like navigating treacherous seas. image

Odin's Warning: Semiconductor Stocks Face Ragnarok!

Mon 09 June, 2025 17:41
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Kratos analyzes the surge in healthcare stocks, spotlighting Alnylam Pharma, Cardinal Health, and Gilead Sciences, with a touch of godly skepticism and market mockery. image

Boy, Healthcare Stocks Rise Like My Rage! Sector Dominance Unleashed!

Mon 09 June, 2025 16:45
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The Supreme Court has granted the Department of Government Efficiency access to a ton of Social Security data, and some folks (including yours truly) are raising an eyebrow... or eight. image

Supreme Court Gives Government Group Super Secret Data?! Oh, This Is Gonna Sting...

Mon 09 June, 2025 18:18
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Adebayo Ogunlesi's $2.5 Million Investment Sparks Hope Amidst Topgolf Callaway's Rocky Performance, Signaling Potential Turnaround. image

Topgolf Callaway's Ace in the Hole: BlackRock Big Shot Bets Big

Mon 09 June, 2025 17:37
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Business leaders are dialing back recession fears after Trump's tariff tweaks, says a new survey. Is the economy out of the woods, or just lost in the desert? image

From Recession to Riches: Trump's Tariffs and the CEO Shuffle!

Mon 09 June, 2025 16:33
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Everyone's saying eToro is fantastic, with analysts predicting big gains. Believe me, it's HUGE! image

eToro's a Winner, Folks! Wall Street Loves It, and So Do I!

Mon 09 June, 2025 18:04
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Analyzing Trump's economic projections against historical data, questioning the likelihood of a significant boom under current policies. image

Wake Me When the Boom Happens: Trump's Economic Promises vs. Reality – Believe It When You See It!

Mon 09 June, 2025 18:14
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Chaos reigns as Trump threatens Newsom's arrest, sparking lawsuits and National Guard deployment. Just another day in the asylum! image

Trump Declares Open Season on California: A Clown's Perspective

Mon 09 June, 2025 18:25
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Corporate titans like Dell and Goldman Sachs pledge billions to 'Trump Accounts' for employees' children, sparking debate and, frankly, my suspicion. image

Gotham's Elite Invest in... Trump Accounts? A Bat-Signal of Skepticism

Mon 09 June, 2025 17:25
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