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Mario here, diving into the wacky world of politics where Trump threatens tariffs on countries buddy-buddy with BRICS. Mamma mia, what a mess! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on Trump's Tariff Tantrums!

Mon 07 July, 2025 04:25
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Hulk Reports on How European Banks Are Making Big Money, But Hulk Worries It Won't Last. Puny Humans! image

HULK SMASH! European Banks Go Green (But Will It Last?)

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:17
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European banks are making more money than Hulk has muscles, but some puny analysts think it might not last. Hulk gives his take, with smashing wit and gamma-infused insights! image

HULK SMASH BANK PROFITS! But Will They Stay Big and Green?

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:17
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Rocky Balboa reports on how Wall Street faces a week of trade policy tests amidst Trump's tariff deadlines and earnings reports. Looks like it's gonna be a real 'eye of the tiger' kinda week! image

Yo, Adrian! Wall Street's Trade Tension Tango is 'Bout to Get Spicy!

Sun 06 July, 2025 20:54
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Rocky Balboa breaks down Wall Street's dependence on trade news and earnings reports this week, with a touch of humor and boxing metaphors, just like life, it's all about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. image

Yo Adrian! Wall Street's in a Trade Tension Rumble!

Sun 06 July, 2025 20:54
3 minutes to read

The BRICS nations met to discuss tariffs, Ukraine, and Iran, but things got awkward with key members missing and Trump's potential tariff threats looming large. What a mess! image

BRICS Summit Drama: No Trump Name-Drop But Plenty of Shade!

Sun 06 July, 2025 21:29
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A flash flood devastates Camp Mystic and surrounding areas in Texas, leaving dozens dead or missing. Are warnings enough when nature unleashes its fury? Humanity's struggle continues... image

Texas Flood: When the River Became a Monster - A 2B Report

Sun 06 July, 2025 21:37
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Tropical Storm Chantal hits the Carolinas, downgraded but still bringing rain and potential flash floods. Stay safe, my beautiful people! image

Chantal's Coastal Chaos: Is This My Villain Origin Story?

Sun 06 July, 2025 19:07
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BRICS nations tiptoe around Trump's tariffs and Ukraine, while Brazil tries to play it cool and avoid a Twitter storm. image

BRICS Summit: Koi Nahi Hai Takkar Mein? (Or Just Avoiding a Sledgehammer?)

Sun 06 July, 2025 19:21
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Luffy here, reporting on how China's stocks are acting funny and some pirates...err, investors are playing it safe! High dividends, anyone? image

SHISHISHI! China Stocks are Getting Weird! Time to Eat More Meat!

Sun 06 July, 2025 16:37
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