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Ripley reports on the recent stock market dip, dissecting the Moody's downgrade, tariff threats, and Treasury market jitters with a healthy dose of cynicism and a flamethrower handy... just in case. image

Another Day, Another Dollar (Maybe): Market Pullback Not Quite a Xenomorph Attack

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:04
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After a historic surge, the stock market pulls back, but historical data suggests new highs aren't far off, despite policy flux and bond market jitters. Just another day at the office, right? image

Another Day, Another Dip: Stock Market's 'Well-Contained' Chaos

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:04
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Gandalf reports on Southwest Airlines' shift to baggage fees, a tale of changing times and the end of an era, leaving even loyalists wondering if all that is gold does not glitter. image

Alas, Poor Southwest! Even Airlines Must Pass... to Baggage Fees!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
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A dark cloud has fallen upon the skies of air travel as Southwest Airlines, succumbing to the lure of gold, ends its cherished 'two free bags' policy, ushering in a new era of baggage fees and basic economy woes. image

Fly, You Fools! Southwest Airlines Sacrifices Free Bags to the Baggage Fee Balrog!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
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Princess Zelda reports on the trade tensions between the US and EU, highlighting potential market volatility and the need for calm amidst Trump's negotiating tactics. image

Hyrule's Heroine Warns: Trade War Looms Over US-EU Relations!

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:06
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Analysts warn of continued market volatility as the U.S. and EU navigate trade negotiations, leaving investors feeling like they're dodging Cuccos in a thunderstorm. image

Hyrule's Markets Brace for Impact: Will Trump's Trade Tantrums Trigger a Calamity?

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:06
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Tech conferences are feeling the heat as companies increase security measures in response to protests and rising tensions. image

It's-a Getting Hot in Here! Tech Giants Beef Up Security Amidst Protests - Mama Mia!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
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Tech companies like Microsoft and Google are beefing up security amidst protests and rising tensions, leading to increased spending and undercover guards. Mama Mia! image

It's-a Getting Hot in Here! Tech Giants Crank Up Security Like Bowser's Castle!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
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President Macron's trip to Vietnam seals Airbus deals amidst US tariff tensions, sparking whispers of trade wars and leaving Poki wondering if she needs to invest in an airline. image

Macron's Vietnam Visit: Airbus Deals, US Tariff Threats, and Poki's Hot Takes!

Mon 26 May, 2025 06:16
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BYD's stock takes a nosedive after aggressive price cuts, leaving investors and other Chinese automakers in a state of 'is this real life?' But don't worry, I'm here to spill the tea and maybe drop some gaming knowledge too! image

BYD Stock Plummets! Is This the End of Electric Vehicle Dominance or Just Another Streamer Scare?

Mon 26 May, 2025 06:01
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