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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on General Mills' decision to remove artificial colors from their products, following health concerns and industry trends. image

Siii! Even My Breakfast is Getting a Makeover! General Mills Ditching Artificial Colors!

Wed 18 June, 2025 02:21
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on General Mills' decision to remove artificial colors, proving that even cereal companies recognize the importance of peak performance nutrition. image

Siiiiimply the Best Ingredients: Even General Mills Agrees!

Wed 18 June, 2025 02:21
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Sarah Kerrigan analyzes Elon Musk's xAI's $5 billion debt raise, investor hesitation, and potential pitfalls, mixing in Zerg humor and strategic insight. image

Elon Musk's xAI: A Zerg Queen's Take on Risky Business!

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:09
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General Mills and Kraft Heinz are phasing out artificial colors, possibly because aliens are getting sick of our Earth food. image

General Mills and Kraft Heinz Ditch the Fake Stuff: Are Aliens Allergic to Artificial Colors?

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:16
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Toy giant Hasbro wields the axe, cutting jobs amidst tariff turmoil and a struggle to recapture youthful imagination, all while 007 keeps a watchful eye. image

Hasbro's Playing Games with Jobs: A Bond Report

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:24
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A judge blocked Trump's passport policy, letting transgender and nonbinary folks get passports that match who they are. Mmm, freedom! image

Doh! Judge Says Everyone Gets the Passport They Want! Woohoo!

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:28
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A judge blocked Trump's rules on passports for transgender and nonbinary folks, and now everyone gets to pick M, F, or X. Mmm, choices! image

Doh! Judge Says Everyone Gets the Passport They Want! Woohoo!

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:28
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Gordon Ramsey slices through the market chaos, dissecting bond yields, energy fluctuations, and the tech stock tumble. Are these investments fit for human consumption, or are they destined for the bin? image

Bloody Hell! Market Meltdown and Dodgy Bond Yields: A Ramsey Reality Check!

Wed 18 June, 2025 00:15
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Gordon Ramsay dissects the day's financial news, from fluctuating bond yields to volatile energy stocks, with his signature fiery commentary. image

Bloody Hell! Market's Gone Sour: A Ramsay Rant on Stocks & Bonds!

Wed 18 June, 2025 00:15
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Snoop Dogg breaks down the latest economic news, from falling Treasury yields to Trump's early G7 exit and escalating tensions in the Middle East. Is the economy headed for a recession? Let's get baked and find out! image

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle: Treasury Yields Take a Dive, Economy Lookin' Kinda Janky!

Tue 17 June, 2025 21:30
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