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Toyota throws another hefty bag of coin at Joby Aviation, further fueling the electric air taxi dream. Roach is not impressed, and neither are the local griffins. image

Geralt of Rivia Reports: Flying Contraptions and Toyota's Coin - Roach is Officially Outdated!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:01
2 minutes to read

A frail but fiendishly clever look at market movements, Boston Scientific's blunder, Wells Fargo's waffling, and Nvidia's numbers – all approved by C. Montgomery Burns himself! image

Excellent! Burns's Brilliant Breakdown of Today's Business Bungles!

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:41
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. axes routine Covid-19 vaccine recommendations for kids and pregnant women, sparking outrage and raising access concerns. Cowabunga? image

Eat My Shorts, Vaccines? HHS Secretary Pulls a 'D'oh!' on Kid Shots

Wed 28 May, 2025 19:00
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Austin Powers dives into Jefferies' top stock picks, highlighting domestic companies with solid earnings and groovy dividends. Get ready to shag some profits, baby! image

Yeah Baby! Jefferies Picks Stocks Hotter Than My Mojo!

Wed 28 May, 2025 19:23
3 minutes to read

Fannie Mae teams up with Palantir to fight mortgage fraud faster than you can say 'Fresh Prince,' while whispers of going public have shareholders doin' the Carlton. image

Yo, Fannie Mae's Gettin' Jiggy With Palantir to Bust Mortgage Fraud! Word?

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:33
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Your favorite swashbuckling gato reports on the latest drama in the tech world, where the White House has ordered Cadence and Synopsys to halt chip sales to China. Will Nvidia purr or hiss? image

Ay, Caramba! White House Tells Chip Giants to Cease China Sales – A Puss in Boots Exclusive!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:22
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Donkey here, reporting on how higher bond yields are trying to crash the stock market party, and what it means for your swamp-savings! image

Stick Your Neck Out! Stock Market's Fairytale Fizzle and Bondzilla's Roar!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:01
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E.l.f. Beauty is set to acquire Hailey Bieber's Rhode for up to $1 billion, proving that even robots can appreciate a good beauty deal, or at least the shiny metal it's made of. image

Bender's Take: E.l.f. Buys Rhode, Because Who Needs Natural Beauty Anyway?

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:13
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HP's latest earnings report reveals a revenue beat but an earnings miss, compounded by tariff troubles and a slightly gloomy outlook. Has the magic faded, or can HP conjure a comeback? image

HP's Fiscal Forecasts Faltered: A Tariffing Tale of Woe and Wandless Woes!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:17
3 minutes to read

Nvidia's earnings SURGE past expectations, proving even shadows can hold untold riches! image

GET OVER HERE, Profits! Nvidia's Data Center Business is ON FIRE!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:26
1 minutes to read