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Crude oil surges as tensions escalate between Israel and Iran, prompting concerns about global supply and potential intervention. As if I needed another reason to worry about world peace, now my suit's fuel bill is going up! image

Oil Prices Skyrocket After Israel-Iran Escalation: Is My Arc Reactor About to Get More Expensive?

Thu 19 June, 2025 14:27
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Tony Stark analyzes the crude oil price surge driven by escalating conflict between Israel and Iran, with a dash of Stark-level humor and insight. image

Iron Man's Take: Oil Prices Surge as Tensions Flare in the Middle East!

Thu 19 June, 2025 14:27
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Former President Trump reignites his feud with Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell over interest rates, claiming Powell is costing the U.S. billions. image

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor... or Trump's? He's at it Again With the Fed!

Thu 19 June, 2025 15:04
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Former President Trump continues his battle against Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, accusing him of economic sabotage. Sounds like another Hunger Games, but with interest rates! image

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor... or Maybe Just a Lower Interest Rate? Trump vs. the Fed

Thu 19 June, 2025 15:04
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Dwight K. Schrute investigates Google's use of YouTube videos to train AI, raising concerns about intellectual property and the future of content creation. Prepare for beets-fueled outrage! image

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. And Now AI? YouTube's Secret Training Scheme Exposed!

Thu 19 June, 2025 16:12
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Emma Grede's regimented routine, featuring a 4:35 AM start, intense workouts, and family time, proves that even without acid for blood, humans are tenacious when pursuing success. image

Another Day, Another Grind: Emma Grede's 4:35 AM Wake-Up Call... Because Apparently Xenomorphs Aren't the Only Threat

Thu 19 June, 2025 13:05
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Gandalf the Grey dissects the proposed 'One Big Beautiful Bill,' examining its potential impact on taxpayers and charitable giving with a touch of Middle-earth wisdom and weary amusement. image

One Big Beautiful Bill? A Wizard's Skepticism on Tax Cuts and Jobs, My Precious!

Thu 19 June, 2025 13:00
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A Texas judge sides with the FDA, blocking compounding pharmacies from making unauthorized copies of weight-loss drugs. Is this a victory for innovation or a defeat for affordable potions? image

FDA Wins! No More Knock-Off Ozempic? Hylia Be Praised!

Wed 18 June, 2025 17:21
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Mario dives into the financial Mushroom Kingdom to see if Nike can jump over its earnings woes. image

Mama Mia! Is Nike About to Trip on a Banana Peel?

Thu 19 June, 2025 11:21
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Lara Croft reports on UNCTAD's grim forecast for international investment in 2025, as trade tensions and tariff uncertainty threaten global economic stability. image

Raiders of the Lost Investment: Global Economy Faces Tomb-Like Future!

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:47
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