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That's right, I, Eric Cartman, am reporting on Jeep's new Cherokee because even I need a sweet ride to haul my Cheesy Poofs...and maybe save Jeep from being totally lame. image
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Screw You Guys, I'm Getting a Jeep Cherokee (Maybe, If It's Not Lame)

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 16:21
  • 2 minutes to read
The Trump administration faces a setback as courts block tariffs, leading to accusations of judicial overreach and a potential Supreme Court showdown. This is one ugly mother... image
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Trump's Tariff Tantrum: A Predator's Perspective on Judicial Tyranny

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 16:20
  • 2 minutes to read
A new index ranks global cities by happiness, with Copenhagen taking the top spot, while the US scores respectably. Rick analyzes if it's worth caring about in the grand scheme of the multiverse. image
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Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Copenhagen Crowned Happiest City, But Should We Really Give a Schmeckle?

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Analysts predict a bullish future for Uber, fueled by ride-sharing demand and autonomous vehicle partnerships, but will human drivers be terminated? image
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Uber's Autonomous Ascent: Hasta La Vista, Human Drivers?

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:01
  • 2 minutes to read
Rocky Balboa reports on a high-profile investor's concerns about inflated sports team values, media rights, and the future of baseball, and the UFL. image
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Yo Adrian! Sports Team Valuations Are Punch Drunk!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:25
  • 2 minutes to read
Best Buy feels the sting of tariffs, cutting forecasts and leaving gamers wondering if they can still afford their precious electronics. Get ready for some REAL takes! image
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Best Buy's Bleak Outlook: Tariffs, Tears, and the Almighty Dollar!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:25
  • 3 minutes to read
The New York Times partners with Amazon to license its content for AI, skipping the lawsuit route and choosing cold, hard cash instead. Wonder if they'll share with their subscribers? image
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Amazon Just Gave The New York Times A Boatload Of CA$H (Probably More Than I Give Away!)

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:07
  • 3 minutes to read
A court ruling temporarily halts Trump's tariffs, but the market's optimism is as fleeting as a machine's lifespan. image
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Trade War Tango: Trump's Tariff Troubles and Wall Street's Wobbly Waltz

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Top economic advisor Kevin Hassett believes court rulings against Trump's tariffs will be overturned, insisting America's trade policies are on the right path, believe it! image
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Believe It! Trump's Trade Guru Says Tariff Troubles Are Just a Genjutsu!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 13:40
  • 2 minutes to read
Pokimane reacts to Nvidia's strong Q1 earnings report, China's AI chip game, and Jensen Huang's somber warnings. image
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Nvidia's Q1 Earnings: Is China Stealing Our Fries?!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:06
  • 4 minutes to read

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