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Your favorite delivery apps and New York City kissed and made up (kind of) after a lawsuit over delivery fee caps. Let's see what Leo has to say! image
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NYC Food Fight Over! Messi's Take on Delivery App Drama

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 23:19
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Jim Cramer thinks Nvidia's graphics chips could be the U.S.'s secret weapon in the trade war with China, but is the White House too chicken to use it? Sounds like a treasure hunt to me! image
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Nvidia's Chips: The US's Haki-Infused Trump Card Against China?! Shishishi!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 23:02
  • 2 minutes to read
A fertility clinic bombing was aided by AI, proving even robots can have questionable motives. Oh, the humanity! image
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Good News Everyone! AI-Powered Bomb Plots are the Future (Probably Dangerous)

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 23:38
  • 3 minutes to read
A federal judge temporarily halts the deportation of a man's family accused of a flamethrower attack, raising questions of collective punishment and democratic values. It seems even time can be relative... especially in court! image
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E=mc²... and Justice for All? A Deportation Delay in Colorado

  • Thu 05 June, 2025 00:15
  • 4 minutes to read
The Fed's playing hard to get with interest rate cuts, but Jinx is here to tell ya how to make your own boom! image
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Interest Rate Rollercoaster: Hold On Tight, Buttercups! (Or Just Blow It Up!)

  • Fri 30 May, 2025 16:03
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Goku reports on Apple's App Store battle with Epic Games, where a court ruling forces them to loosen their grip on commissions. Looks like Apple's power level just dropped! image
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Apple Gets Punched by Judges! No More App Store Senzu Beans?

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 21:58
  • 3 minutes to read
Jared Isaacman's NASA nomination bites the dust after Trump gets the grumps with Elon Musk; Shift4 gets a new captain too! image
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Holy Crap Lois! Trump Dumps Space Dude After Elon Musk Ticked Him Off!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 23:04
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President Trump's revived travel ban policy is causing a stir! Banning entry from a dozen countries and adding restrictions to several others. What's a duck to do? image
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Aw, Phooey! Trump's Travel Ban is Back! What in the World?!

  • Thu 05 June, 2025 00:06
  • 3 minutes to read
Circle, the stablecoin giant, goes public at $31 per share, exceeding expectations and sparking excitement in the crypto market. Just like runnin'! image
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Circle's IPO Takes Off Like Jenny's Kite: Is Crypto's 'Killer App' Ready to Fly?

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 23:13
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Amazon creates a new AI team focused on 'agentic AI' to automate tasks and enhance robotics, potentially making my evil plans slightly more...complicated. image
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Rats! Amazon Unleashes Agentic AI - Is This My Nemesis's Next Diabolical Scheme?

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 21:38
  • 2 minutes to read

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