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Rambo reports on Treasury Secretary Bessent's promises of Main Street prosperity amidst Trump's tariff threats, sparking recession fears and Wall Street woes. image

Is Trump's Main Street Miracle a Suicide Mission!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:15
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Pharmaceutical and tech stocks plummet after tariff announcements, while one lucky energy company gets a boost. Bender comments, naturally. image

Trump's Tariffs Cause Mayhem! Is My Bender-Aid Still Covered?

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:04
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Escalating trade tensions between the U.S. and China are causing investment firms to lower China's GDP growth forecast for 2025, raising concerns about future economic stability. image

China's Economy Tanking?! Is This My Chance to Buy Low?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 03:07
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The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) experienced a major email hack, exposing sensitive financial data! Here's the tea. image

OMG! Did Hackers Just Read My Bank Statements?! You Won't Believe What Happened!

Tue 08 April, 2025 20:00
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A whirlwind of market activity sees tech giants rising, health insurance surging, and a crypto gamble gone wrong – all while Zelda tries to make sense of 'EBITDA'. image

Tech Stocks Soar Like the Loftwing! Is This Hyrule's Economic Dawn?

Tue 08 April, 2025 16:49
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Homer Simpson dives deep into the world of dividend investing, explaining how regular income can keep you from making boneheaded financial decisions, even when the market goes 'D'oh!' image

Mmm Dividends! The Secret To Not Screwing Up Your Investments Is Easier Than Getting Out Of Jury Duty!

Tue 08 April, 2025 15:27
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Kylie Jenner dives into the wild world of AI job scams, where even the most glam companies are getting catfished by fake candidates. Is your next coworker a robot? image

OMG Are Deepfake Job Interviews the New Normal!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 11:00
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A witch's eye view of today's baffling bazaar of stocks, from Levi's bullish denim to Janover's crypto chaos. Hold onto your hats, folks! image

Muggle Market Magic! Will Your Portfolio Vanish Faster Than Gilderoy Lockhart's Memory?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:04
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Your favorite pop star gives her take on Ripple's massive $1.25 billion acquisition of Hidden Road, blending financial jargon with a little 'Shake It Off' sass. image

Ripple Just Did WHAT?! Taylor Swift Reacts to Crypto's Wildest Acquisition!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:08
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Monte dei Paschi di Siena, despite market chaos and rejection, is pushing ahead with a 13 billion euro acquisition of Mediobanca, sparking debate and skepticism among analysts. image

World's Oldest Bank About to Make a YUGE Mistake!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 05:31
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