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Fundstrat's Granny Shots ETF eyes sovereign supply chains and the rising power of Gen Z, proving that even in finance, you must adapt or be left behind. image

Tom Lee's ETF Embraces Sovereign Security and Gen Z: A Great Reset in Action!

Thu 03 July, 2025 20:00
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A new analysis reveals that proposed tax cuts disproportionately benefit the wealthiest Americans, particularly those residing in states with no personal income tax, leaving many others behind. Honestly, it's enough to make you scream 'For fox sake!' image

Accio Tax Cuts! But Only For Some, Apparently...

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:19
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Fred Flinstone reports on solar stocks shinin', cyber-dinos stompin', and even travelin' rocks gettin' a boost! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Stocks are Rockin' Like My Bowling Ball!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:16
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A look at the premarket trading headlines, from chip design software exports to China, Datadog's S&P 500 inclusion, and the volatile world of crypto stocks. Get your act together, and maybe you too can understand this chaos. image

Clean Your Room and Invest: Chip Restrictions Lifted, Datadog Joins S&P 500, and Crypto Gets Weird

Thu 03 July, 2025 13:03
4 minutes to read

Trump-era tax cuts favor the rich with deductions on car loans, tips, and overtime, leaving many average Joes scratching their heads and craving a Duff beer. image

Mmm, Tax Cuts! Republicans Promise Doughnuts, Deliver... Deductions?

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:17
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Goldman Sachs and Wells Fargo boost dividends after acing the Fed's stress test, signaling financial fortitude and happy investors. image

Wall Street Banks Level Up: Dividends Hiked Like Spartan Armor!

Wed 02 July, 2025 17:13
3 minutes to read

Bender Bending Rodriguez reports on today's hottest (and not-so-hottest) stocks, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and robot wisdom. image

Bender's Stock Market Blowout: Shiny Metal Deals and Doomed Duds!

Wed 02 July, 2025 16:02
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Britney breaks down the latest stock market news, from Tesla's delivery numbers to bank dividends, quantum computing, and a possible acquisition! Toxic! image

Oops!...Tesla Did It Again! (And Other Stock Market Shenanigans)

Wed 02 July, 2025 13:16
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Goku reports on Santander's surprising acquisition of TSB, throwing a wrench into the BBVA-Sabadell saga and shaking up the Spanish banking scene harder than a Spirit Bomb! image

Kamehame-HA! Santander Devours TSB in a Super Saiyan Bank Battle!

Wed 02 July, 2025 09:33
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Amidst fierce price wars and government scrutiny, Xpeng shows resilience while BYD dominates, and Tesla feels the pressure in China's dynamic electric vehicle market. image

China's Electric Car Arena: Xpeng Charges Ahead in a Darwinian Automotive Battle!

Wed 02 July, 2025 04:01
3 minutes to read