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Donald Duck reports on the wild ups and downs of the stock market, from Tesla's European woes to steel tariff triumphs, with a healthy dose of satire and fowl frustration. image

Aw, Phooey! Tesla Tanks, Steel Soars, and I'm Still Broke!

Mon 02 June, 2025 16:46
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Forrest Gump reports on how House Republicans' tax cuts might send the national debt soaring faster than Bubba could peel shrimp, potentially making everything from houses to cars cost more. image

Run, Congress, Run! House Tax Cuts Could Turn U.S. Debt Into a Real Forrest Gump Marathon!

Mon 02 June, 2025 18:33
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Even 'The Big Short' guy is sweating tariffs, but thinks everything else is... fine? Let's unpack this with a healthy dose of Zuckerbergian skepticism. image

Eisman's Tariff Warning: Is Wall Street Too Complacent? (Spoiler: Probably)

Mon 02 June, 2025 23:45
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Klarna launches a Visa debit card to diversify beyond 'buy now, pay later,' aiming to become a neobank player while navigating the crowded US banking landscape. Is this responsibility or just another layer of complexity? image

Klarna's New Card: Cleaning Up Your Room or Just Rearranging the Chaos?

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:38
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A satirical look at today's market movers, from discount retailers to dating apps, through the eyes of the Queen of Blades herself. image

Dollar General Dominates, Bumble Bumbles, and Meta Goes Nuclear: Kerrigan's Market Mayhem Report!

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:26
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Deutsche Bank's Binky Chadha flips bullish, betting Trump's tariff retreats will send the S&P 500 soaring, proving that even presidents sometimes 'chicken out'. image

TACO Bell Rings on Wall Street: Trump's Tariff Flip-Flop Fuels Stock Rally!

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:52
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007 analyzes the latest market movements, from Ferguson's cool earnings to EchoStar's debt drama, with a martini-dry wit. image

License to Thrill: Bond's Take on Wall Street's Wild Ride

Tue 03 June, 2025 20:31
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Gordon Ramsay dissects the after-hours performances of Hewlett Packard Enterprise, CrowdStrike, Guidewire Software, Asana, Wells Fargo & Co., and HealthEquity. Prepare for a grilling! image

These Companies Are HOT or NOT! (And One's So Bad, It's Going Straight in the Bin!)

Tue 03 June, 2025 21:52
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Snoop Dogg breaks down the latest U.S.-China trade drama, where deals are hard to come by and tensions are higher than a kite. image

Trump and Xi's Trade Tango: Will They Drop It Like It's Hot?

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:25
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Rambo reports live from the stock market front lines: Tariffs, RVs, and enough financial jargon to make your head explode! image

Wall Street Jungle: Rambo's Take on Today's Market Mayhem!

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:02
3 minutes to read