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Forty-two state attorneys general are demanding Meta crack down on investment scams using deepfakes of famous figures like Warren Buffett, leaving regular folks with empty pockets. Up, up, and... away with their money! image

Great Krypton! Buffett, Musk, and the Case of the Purloined Profiles! Facebook Faces Fury!

Wed 11 June, 2025 16:00
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MJ breaks down the latest stock market shake-ups, from Oklo's nuclear dreams to GameStop's Q1 fumble, with a slam dunk of humor and hoops wisdom. image

Game Over for GameStop? MJ Weighs In on Today's Market Madness!

Wed 11 June, 2025 16:17
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A tentative agreement between the U.S. and China offers hope for de-escalation in trade tensions, but uncertainty looms like Ares on a bad day. image

USA and China Trade Truce: Is Peace at Hand, or Just Another Amazonian Mirage?

Wed 11 June, 2025 11:15
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A comprehensive (and hilariously evil) market analysis covering GameStop's woes, Tesla's bounce, quantum computing's rise, and other financial shenanigans worthy of a supervillain's attention. image

GameStop Plummets, Quantum Leaps, and Musk's Twitter Trauma: Doctor Evil's Market Mayhem Report!

Wed 11 June, 2025 12:12
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After tense negotiations in London, the US and China have tentatively agreed on a trade framework, but whether it's a real deal or just another skirmish in the economic battlefield remains to be seen. image

Hasta La Vista, Trade Wars? US and China Dance on the Edge of Agreement

Wed 11 June, 2025 06:44
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Just like re-recording my albums, the U.S. and China are revisiting old ground with a new trade framework, but will it lead to a 'Love Story' or just more 'Bad Blood'? image

Trade Agreement? U.S. and China are 'Ending the Story Where We First Begin'... Maybe

Wed 11 June, 2025 04:19
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The US and China seem to have reached a consensus on trade, but is it a real treasure or just another booby trap waiting to happen? Lara Croft investigates! image

US and China Call a Truce? More Like Another Temple Raid!

Wed 11 June, 2025 00:26
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes Jeffrey Gundlach's forecast on international stocks outperforming U.S. equities due to the dollar's decline, with a dash of Futurama-style wit and wisdom. image

Good News Everyone! Professor Farnsworth Predicts Global Stock Boom (and the Dollar's Doom!)

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:04
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Scorpion slices through today's market frenzy, from Topgolf's unexpected swing to McDonald's foot traffic woes. Prepare for Kombat! image

GET OVER HERE...AND CHECK YOUR PORTFOLIO! Market Movers Decoded by Scorpion!

Tue 10 June, 2025 17:01
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Jackie Chan analyzes BlackRock's acquisition of Preqin, highlighting the potential for private market transparency and diversification, with a touch of humor and martial arts wisdom. image

BlackRock's Tiny Gamble, Big Dreams: Jackie Chan Sizes Up the Preqin Deal!

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:15
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