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From Disney's earnings beat to Super Micro's stumble, Pokimane breaks down the premarket trading news with a dash of sass and a whole lot of truth bombs. image

Disney's Kingdom Soars While Some Stocks Take a Tumble: Poki's Hot Takes!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:31
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Despite a court ruling against a CFPB rule, credit card companies like Synchrony and Bread Financial are keeping interest rates high, impacting consumers and retailers alike. image

D'oh! Credit Card Companies Stuffing Their Wallets After Dodging the CFPB, Leaving Us Paying More for Krusty Burgers!

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:00
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MrBeast breaks down the wild after-hours trading session, where some companies soared like a rocket and others face-planted harder than Chandler's 'fake laugh' on Friends. Get ready for some Beast-style financial fun! image

Companies CRASH and CASH: An After-Hours Stock Market ROLLERCOASTER!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:17
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Donald Trump suggests the U.S. doesn't need to sign trade deals, contradicting previous statements from his administration. Dr. Evil weighs in, naturally. image

One MILLION Trade Deals! Dr. Evil Reveals Trump's Master Plan (Mwahahaha!)

Tue 06 May, 2025 20:00
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The Fed is holding steady amidst trade tensions and economic uncertainty, waiting for clearer signals before making any moves on interest rates. Patience, young grasshoppers, patience. image

Federal Reserve in Neutral: More Than Meets the Eye?

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:03
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Scorpion reports on the volatile stock market, where some companies suffer a fiery defeat and others... well, they're not quite dead yet! image

GET OVER HERE And See Which Stocks Are Toast! (Plus, One is Actually Rising!)

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:27
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As Warren Buffett prepares to step down, the question of who will manage Berkshire Hathaway's massive stock portfolio looms large. Will Greg Abel, Todd Combs, or Ted Weschler take the reins, or will Berkshire bring in fresh blood? It's a financial action movie, and the suspense is killing me! image

Buffett's Billions: Who's Gonna Handle the Fortune After the Kung Fu Master of Finance Steps Down?

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:22
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Ace Ventura investigates President Trump's surprising comments on trade deals, leaving investors puzzled and possibly in need of a tranquilizer dart. image

Alllllrighty Then! Trump Says 'No Deals,' But Is He Just Monkeying Around?

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:11
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Captain America reports on recent price decreases in various sectors of the U.S. economy, cautioning against complacency as these trends may be short-lived. image

Avengers Assemble! Prices Drop (But Don't Get Too Excited, True Believers!)

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:51
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Borat reports on the crazy world of American stocks, where companies go up, companies go down, and nobody knows why! Except maybe for tariffs. image

Great Success! Palantir Tumbles Like My Sister After Too Much Koumiss! Other Stocks Do Things Too!

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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