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Banco Santander overtakes UBS as Europe's largest bank amidst U.S. tariff turmoil, a wild ride for global finance! image

Holy Toledo! Santander Steals UBS's Crown! Is This the End of Swiss Banking?

Thu 17 April, 2025 09:52
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BP faces a shareholder rebellion over its decision to scale back renewable investments and focus on oil and gas, with a vote against the chairman's reelection looming. image

BP's Hunger Games! Will Shareholders Revolt Against Green Strategy U-Turn?

Thu 17 April, 2025 05:33
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Virat Kohli's humorous and insightful perspective on the global food waste crisis, highlighting innovative solutions like upcycled ingredients and the efforts of food entrepreneurs to create a more sustainable future. image

Did Someone Say Food Waste is Criminal!?! King Kohli's Take on Upcycled Eats!

Wed 16 April, 2025 23:02
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes the escalating trade tensions between the US and the EU, predicting potential scientific windfalls amidst the economic chaos. image

Good News Everyone! Trump vs EU Trade War May Cause Unexpected Scientific Breakthroughs!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:37
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Ragnar Lothbrok weighs in on the European Central Bank's latest interest rate cut amidst global trade tensions, questioning whether it's a sign of impending doom or a clever strategy for Valhalla-bound riches. image

ECB Rate Cut! Are We Headed for Ragnarok or Prosperity?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 11:32
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The Dutch semiconductor giant ASML faces uncertain times as U.S. trade restrictions cast a shadow over chip demand and future earnings. Is this the end of innovation as we know it? image

Ay Caramba ASML's Chip Dreams Derailed by Tariff Troubles?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:02
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Google faces a whopping £5 billion lawsuit in the UK for allegedly abusing its dominance in the online search market and driving up prices for advertisers. Shrek is furious! image

Google in Deep Doo-Doo! Are They Really Overcharging UK Advertisers?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:14
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Dutch chip giant ASML faces uncertainty amid missed order expectations and potential impacts from new U.S. trade restrictions, threatening its revenue forecast. image

ASML's Chip Empire Under Siege! Is Trump's Tariff War Gonna Make Me Say Hello to My Little Friend?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 08:06
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LVMH stock plunges as sales slump, raising concerns about the luxury market's future amid economic uncertainty and trade tensions. Hermès briefly steals the crown! image

Luxury's Losing Grip! Is This the End of the Road for LVMH?

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:09
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Former National Security Advisor John Bolton critiques President Trump's trade policies, arguing they alienate allies and strategically benefit China, potentially costing the United States dearly. image

Bazinga! Trump's Trade War is a Strategic Blunder of Galactic Proportions!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:48
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