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Tariffs on imported aluminum meant to revive US production backfire, raising consumer costs and benefitting rival nations, as Ragnar Lothbrok observes with a wry smile. image
Energy

By Odin's Beard! Trump's Metal Walls Bleed American Consumers Dry!

  • Fri 09 May, 2025 05:31
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite a profitable quarter, Affirm's revenue forecast leaves investors saying, 'That's despicable, doc!' as the stock takes a dive. image
Energy

Eh, What's Up With Affirm? Stock Drops Despite Toon-tastic Earnings!

  • Thu 08 May, 2025 21:29
  • 3 minutes to read
Alexander Mashinsky, former CEO of Celsius Network, receives a 12-year sentence for fraud, joining the ranks of fallen crypto titans like SBF and CZ. image
Energy

Elementary, My Dear Investor: Celsius CEO Gets Frozen in Time!

  • Thu 08 May, 2025 21:13
  • 3 minutes to read
Even with market turbulence, some energy companies offer attractive dividends and stand strong, Iron Man style. Let's dive in! image
Energy

Iron Man's Energy Sector Scoop: Dividends, Pipelines, and Dodging Recession Doom!

  • Thu 08 May, 2025 20:18
  • 3 minutes to read
Buy Now, Pay Later giant Affirm faces a revenue shortfall despite beating earnings estimates, raising questions about consumer spending and the future of flexible payments. image
Energy

Affirm's Hunger Games: Revenue Forecasts Fall Short, Is This the End?

  • Thu 08 May, 2025 20:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Saudi Arabia and OPEC+ engage in a prolonged oil price battle, impacting US shale producers and global markets, a development as perplexing as a Niffler in a jewelry store. image
Energy

OPEC+ Launches 'Slow Burn' Oil Price War: A Right Proper Mess, Even Gringotts Would Struggle to Sort This Out!

  • Thu 08 May, 2025 16:06
  • 4 minutes to read
Judge throws out most claims against celebrities who shilled for FTX, leaving investors holding the bag. What a freaking joke! image
Energy

Say Hello To My Little Loophole! FTX Celebs Get a Pass, But Tony Montana Knows Better

  • Thu 08 May, 2025 14:12
  • 3 minutes to read
The EU plans to ditch Russian gas by 2027, sparking outrage among Eastern European allies. Is it a strategic masterstroke or a plasma grenade to their own economies? This Spartan has some thoughts. image
Energy

EU's Energy Gambit: Economic Suicide or Bold Move? Master Chief Weighs In!

  • Thu 08 May, 2025 06:05
  • 3 minutes to read
A new Bitcoin investment firm, Nakamoto, backed by serious money, is hitting the public markets. Sounds like a proper gamble, doesn't it? image
Energy

By Order of the Bitcoin: Shelby's Take on the $300 Million Nakamoto Heist

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 23:34
  • 3 minutes to read
The Radical Left is at it again, trying to undermine my successful ventures in the booming crypto world. They're scared of my success, folks! image
Energy

Crooked Democrats Launch WITCH HUNT Against My Beautiful Crypto Deals!

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 17:41
  • 2 minutes to read

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