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Shipping activity through the Strait of Hormuz is slowing amidst rising tensions, and honestly, it's giving me 'Blank Space' vibes for my travel plans. image
Energy

Strait of Hormuz Drama: Is My Next Yacht Trip Going to Be a 'Cruel Summer'?

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 11:37
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on the U.S. airstrikes on Iran's nuclear sites, market reactions, and the baffling world of international relations. Oh boy, oh boy, what a mess! image
Energy

A Duck-tastrophe! U.S. Bombs Iran, Trumpets 'Obliteration'!

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 06:30
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite U.S.-Iran tensions, global markets remain surprisingly calm, with experts downplaying systemic risks and focusing on potential Iranian responses. image
Energy

One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall...But Will the Markets?

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 05:10
  • 4 minutes to read
With the U.S. diving into the Middle East fray, oil markets are bracing for a wild ride. Buckle up, because triple-digit prices might just be the new normal. image
Energy

Axe's Take: Oil, War, and the Coming Chaos (Plus, My Next Big Trade)

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 03:17
  • 3 minutes to read
Barbie dishes on the U.S. air strikes in Iran, Trump's credibility, and how it's all affecting the stock market, oil prices, and even Bitcoin! image
Energy

OMG! Did America Just Nuke Iran? My Take on Trump's Shocking Move!

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 01:16
  • 3 minutes to read
Fresh Prince here, breaking down how the U.S. and Iran beefing is making gas prices look scarier than Geoffrey's dry wit. image
Energy

Yo, Oil Prices Jump Like I'm Jumping Over Auntie's Lap To Avoid A Pinch!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 23:16
  • 3 minutes to read
Your favorite swashbuckling gato reports on Bitcoin's recent dip amidst global tensions, leaving even this legendary hero a bit shaken (not stirred, purr-lease). image
Energy

Ay, Caramba! Bitcoin Takes a Tumble – Even Puss in Boots Felt That Fall!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 23:49
  • 2 minutes to read
Donkey here, reporting on why Bitcoin's been acting like it swallowed a bad onion, falling to its lowest since May due to Middle East drama and scary inflation talk. image
Energy

Bitcoin Takes a Tumble! Is It Ogre?

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 23:49
  • 3 minutes to read
Chuck Norris breaks down the oil price surge amidst US-Iran tensions, Strait of Hormuz threats, and the ever-present danger of global chaos. Spoiler alert: Don't mess with Texas, or the Strait. image
Energy

Chuck Norris on Oil Prices: Iran, America, and a Whole Lotta Barrel Rolling!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 22:19
  • 3 minutes to read
Leela reports on the oil market chaos as the U.S. enters the Iran-Israel conflict, potentially closing the Strait of Hormuz and sending gas prices soaring higher than Zoidberg's hopes for romance. image
Energy

Good News, Everyone! Oil Prices Jump as U.S. and Iran Get Punchy!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 22:19
  • 3 minutes to read

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